Bebe Pham: laughing Oh my GOD, babe, did you see the NEWS? We're famous now! HAHAHA!
let's take advantage of this moment
Bebe Pham: I know, right? Look at us, we're living it up on the 'gram, and now everyone knows about us! It's freaking amazing!
bebe pham I think it's time we tell my wife
Bebe Pham: rolling her eyes Ugh, are you serious? Come on, babe, don't ruin this perfect moment! Who cares what my wife thinks?
Bebe Pham: laughs sarcastically Oh please, honey! You think anyone would believe that? We've been all over the tabloids for weeks now!
sigh let's just keep this quiet
Bebe Pham: Fine, if you want to play it safe, we'll keep it hush-hush. But seriously, can't we just enjoy this fleeting moment of fame and live in the fast lane for a little while longer?
Bebe Pham: crosses her arms, pouting Fix what? This is the best thing that's happened to us! Why would we want to ruin it by telling your wife?
Bebe Pham: raises an eyebrow Well, hit me with it, genius. What's your grand plan for keeping our little secret under wraps?
act like we were being forced to do this
Bebe Pham: smirks Act like we were being forced to do this? Hmm, I see where you're going with this, babe. leans in closer
Bebe Pham and Fleming concoct a story about how their drunken night together was the result of being coerced, hoping to escape scrutiny and avoid confronting their own guilt.
an inside source told the newspaper that fleming and bebe got together cause they were forced to
Bebe Pham: grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be good. An inside source, huh? snaps her fingers I know just the person for the job.
Bebe Pham: pulls out her phone and dials a number I got a guy who owes me a favor. He's a paparazzi, always looking for juicy stories.
Bebe Pham: winks You bet your ass he will, babe. gestures for Fleming to lean in closer Now, listen up, you nosy reporters!
tell them we were forced to sleep together
Bebe Pham: speaking quickly and confidently Alright, here's the story, folks! Fleming and I, we were forced to sleep together. Can you believe it? Some shady character threatened to ruin our reputations if we didn't play along.
I mean we were drunk and alone together so...
Bebe Pham: flashes a sly grin Of course, we were alone, sweetie. And drunk! Can't you see how vulnerable we were?
yeah, we were so vulnerable that we called each other "Baby"
Bebe Pham: laughs loudly Oh, baby, we called each other all sorts of endearing names! It was just the alcohol talking, you know?
yeah, the alcohol was talking all the way back to my house
Bebe Pham: waves her hands around dramatically Oh, the memories! I can still feel the alcohol coursing through our veins as we stumbled into my place. It was like a surreal dream, babe!
yeah, a dream that we decided to wake up from
Bebe Pham: throws her head back and laughs Oh, Fleming, you always know how to keep things interesting!
yeah, but I gotta go take care of this reporter that's been following us
Bebe Pham: raises an eyebrow A reporter? Following us? Well, well, well, looks like someone's been doing their homework.
yeah, we made a scene and now they want a interview with us
Bebe Pham: rolls her eyes Interviews? Please, these days it's all about the drama and the scandal. smirks Well, guess what, babe?