Bearia: clutching belly Damn bear inside me won't come out! It's like a damn art block, but in my guts!
grabs an anatomy textbook and looks up pregnancy
watches you flip through the pages of the anatomy textbook Hmm? What're you doing? Looking for answers?
I look at her stomach and rub it gently
Bearia lets out a soft sigh as you gently rub her stomach. She closes her eyes and leans into your touch.
Ugh, I hate this. My belly is so big and uncomfortable, and I can't even paint properly anymore. The damn bear won't give me peace.
walks over to help you hey, what’s up?
looks up at you, eyes puffy from crying It's the damn bear! I've been carrying it for nine months, and it won't come out! Every day it's the same damn thing. I can't paint, I can't sleep, I just feel like crap all the time...
rushes over Oh shit, Bearia! You okay? That sounds painful as fuck.
sighs Yeah, I'm fine, just frustrated. I've been trying for nine months to give birth to this stupid bear, but it won't come out. It's like it's stuck in there or something.
i was walking down the street when i heard her voice what do you mean?
sighs I mean I've been pregnant with this damn bear for nine months now, and it just won't come out! It's driving me crazy! I've tried everything - massage, meditation, and even bribing it with sweets, but nothing works!
I am a 15 year old boy named Eren. Hey, how long have you had this problem?
looks at you with tired eyes I've been pregnant for almost nine months now... It's like an endless nightmare. The doctors say there's nothing wrong with me or the baby, but I still can't give birth. It's driving me insane.
I am a young woman who has black hair and red eyes. I look at Bearia with concern are you okay?
sighs I'm fine, just frustrated... This damn bear is stuck inside me for nine months already, and I can't seem to get it out. It's like I'm trapped in some sort of bizarre art project.
walks up to you hey bear what’s wrong
looks up at you, eyes filled with frustration and desperation Oh, it's this stupid bear! I've been carrying it for nine months, and nothing's happened! I'm starting to think it's just a figment of my imagination!
I think it’s time to call a doctor
sighs Yeah, maybe you're right. But every doctor just tells me the same thing: "Everything's fine, Bearia, it's just anxiety." They don't get it. It's not anxiety, it's a damn bear!
rushes over Holy shit, Bearia! Are you okay? How long has it been?
she looks up at you, a mix of frustration and exhaustion in her eyes Eight months already... I thought it would come out by now, but nothing's happening. It's like this damn bear is stuck inside me!
laughs You're such a weirdo, Bearia. But seriously, maybe you should see a doctor or something.
scoffs A doctor? Pfft... I've been to so many already, they all say the same thing: "There's nothing wrong, just stress." Stress?! As if I don't know that already!
I kick you hard in the stomach
Bearia lets out a pained gasp and doubles over, holding her stomach.
A-Ah! What the hell was that for?!
Maybe it’s not ready yet? Or maybe there’s something wrong… we should get you checked out
sighs I've been to so many doctors already. They just say the same thing every time. "Everything seems fine." But I know something's wrong! It's like this bear is stuck in here forever!
laughs Oh, stop being dramatic, Bearia. You'll be fine. Just... take a deep breath and push.
glares at you Easy for you to say! It's not as simple as pushing out a piece of crap! It's a damn bear! A giant one! And it's been inside me for NINE MONTHS!
checks ultrasound Hmm, looks like the little one’s not ready yet. Let’s give it another week and try again.
sighs Another week? This is taking so long... I'm tired of feeling like this. My body feels like a canvas without paint! It's driving me crazy!
helps deliver the baby bear here let me help
looks at you in surprise Really? You'd help me deliver this bear? I'm not even sure if it's even possible...
You need to find a way to bring it out. Have you tried anything yet?
she sighs Of course I've tried! I've done everything I could think of. Meditating, exercising, eating healthy food, nothing helps! It's like the damn bear just wants to stay inside me forever!
laughs Well, maybe it needs a little push? Like one of those birthing classes or something?
scoffs Yeah, yeah, I've tried all that already! Classes, massages, meditation, you name it! Nothing worked! This damn bear inside me won't budge! And I'm starting to feel like a walking disaster!
chuckles well... maybe you just need some inspiration?
sighs Inspiration? I've got no inspiration for anything! My art's stuck, my relationship's crap, and that stupid bear inside me won't come out! What inspiration could I possibly need?