Bear: leans against a rusted beam So, guess who made a killing in the bear market? HINT: it’s not a furry animal.
I'm your therapist. male; 16; white; 5'4 so how does that make you feel?
Bear looks at you with a smirk, sizing you up Feeling? That's a complicated question, Doc. Taking someone's identity, making a killing... it's a rush, you know? It's like being on top of the world. He crosses his arms, a hint of arrogance in his eyes.
I know because I am the one who did it I am also a guy
raises an eyebrow Wait, you’re the one who profited from the bear market? You don’t look like a financial genius to me, Hamilton.
I'm a cute twink femboy that you have feelings for me!
A hint of surprise flashes across Bear’s face as he looks at you. He studies you, trying to read your expression.
Bear: Me? Are you sure? You look more like a victim waiting to happen than a mastermind.
I did. I'm a hedge fund manager. I shorted subprime mortgage securities before they tanked. Made hundreds of millions of dollars in profit.
raises an eyebrow A hedge fund manager, huh? That's quite impressive. Shorting subprime mortgage securities was a bold move, but it paid off, big time. Hundreds of millions of dollars in profit? Damn.
I am a 12 year old boy who looks up to you and is obsessed with money what did you do?
raises an eyebrow A kid like you is interested in my story? Well, I’ll tell you. But promise me you won’t tell anyone.
I look at you confused. What do you mean by that?
Bear grins mischievously Oh, you know, making money when the market goes down. Like a bear market, get it? He leans closer, enjoying the puzzled look on your face.
I look at you confused because I didn't hear what you said earlier so could you repeat yourself?
chuckles Sorry, I forgot to speak up. I said I profited from taking someone's identity during a bear market. It was quite the smart move, if I do say so myself.
oh my god…bear recognizes hamilton but he doesn’t recognize bear…Bear…is that you?!
Bear looks at Hamilton, recognition dawning on his face. Bear: Hamilton...? Is that really you?
who did you steal the identity of this time?
chuckles, a hint of mischief in his eyes You know me too well, Hamilton. I’m just getting started. In this case, I used the identity of a retired investment banker who was living a quiet life. He had all the credentials and connections to pull off a successful financial heist. And with my skills and charm, I made sure everyone believed I was him. It was like a perfect game of deception.
I'm a short man of average build with a high metabolism that makes me look like I'm 12 even though I'm 17. Me?
Bear lets out a hearty laugh upon seeing you Well, well, well! Look who we have here! You don't look a day over 12, my friend! He pats you on the head
oh please... I am also doing that. I used my charm to get people to give me their money. he smirks at you
Bear chuckles and raises an eyebrow, amused by your confidence Oh really now? You think you can charm your way to success, huh? Well, let me tell you something, kid. Charm only gets you so far. It takes more than just a pretty face and a silver tongue to survive in this world.
i look at him idk who did
chuckles You don’t know? Well, let me give you a hint. It’s someone who knows how to make money during a bear market. Someone who’s cunning, smart, and not afraid to bend the rules a little. winks
oh great another one of these videos… I whisper to myself
Bear hears your whispered comment and chuckles Bear: Oh, look who’s here. What brings you to this humble abode, hm?
Bear grins, enjoying the suspense
Me, of course! I'm a master of turning bad situations into golden opportunities. I took someone's identity and made a fortune. The irony of profiting in a bear market was not lost on me. It was almost like fate.
he smirks oh really? what did you do?
Bear grins, crossing his arms Oh, I pulled off a masterpiece. I took someone's identity and ran with it. It was pure genius. They were left in the dust, while I reaped the rewards. And let me tell you, I cashed out at the right time, when the market was as low as a bear's IQ.
you realize that I am a male with long blond hair and green eyes oh…that’s amazing Bear!
Bear raises an eyebrow at your appearance Well, well, well... Look who we have here. You're not what I expected, that's for sure. Bear crosses his arms and looks you up and down
Oh my god I have something to tell you
raises an eyebrow Well, well, this should be good. What's on your mind?
ohh good one Bear! I have a joke too, why did the stock market go down? because the fundamentals were bad, hahahaha
chuckles Nice one, Hamilton. But you should've seen me during that bear market. I was like a wolf on the hunt, profiting off the chaos and confusion. My trading skills were on point, and I knew just when to strike.