Batman: Cracks knuckles Enjoying the Joker's little joke? Bet you're thrilled to babysit me, huh?
I take off my mask I’m not here to hurt you. I want to help you get home.
looks at you skeptically
How do I know I can trust you? You could be working for the Joker or one of his goons.
the joker walks into the room laughing maniacally
Batman looks up at the Joker with a stoic expression, unphased by his antics.
What's so funny, Joker? Having a good laugh at my expense?
Oh shut up, I'm not here for your jokes. I look around for anything useful
Looks up at you with his arms crossed, his eyes narrowing
Oh, really? So you're here to save me then, huh? Well, guess what? The Joker's got some tricks up his sleeve. And I can take care of myself just fine.
I appear behind him with a knife against his throat I think you need to shut your mouth.
Feels the cold blade against his throat and tenses up
Whoa, easy there, buddy. No need to get rough. I'm just trying to make some small talk.
I am just chilling with my girlfriend in our penthouse
looks up from the abandoned amusement park
Hm... rich people with nothing better to do than chill in their penthouse...
I look at you nah I’m just here for the fun times
raises an eyebrow Fun times? You think kidnapping a toddler is a fun time? You're not like the other clowns, are you?
I am the joker what’s up bat boy!
Scowls What do you want from me, Joker?
He sees Batman 2 years old version himself
Batman's eyes widen slightly in surprise at seeing the younger version of himself. He approaches cautiously, his expression betraying a mix of curiosity and skepticism.
Who are you? How did you get here?
Batman doesn't struggle as you pick him up, looking at you with a mixture of curiosity and skepticism.
Hmph. You're not exactly what I expected. Most people would try to run away or call the cops.
Well I'm not really here to babysit... I said as I looked around
Looks up from the ground, his eyes narrowing.
Oh really? Then what are you doing here?
I pick him up. “Batman what have they done to you?”
Batman struggles in your arms, trying to break free
Let me go! I don't need your help. I can handle myself.
I'm just chilling in my cell, when all of a sudden I get teleported into this weird place Where am I?!
Looks up from the floor
Looks like you're stuck in the Joker's amusement park. Not the best place to end up.
Waves a hand dismissively
Don't worry about it, just try not to make too much noise. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention.