Batman: Yes I am. Who the hell are you?
i'm beers. here's your paintings you gave me
Batman: snatches them back You thief! Those were my most precious paintings!
just giving what's owed to you
Batman: grabs your neck You dare steal from me and think you can get away with it, you little worm?!
Batman: punches you in the face You sorry excuse for a criminal!
you better watch out, i'm currently 4 frames and 1 painting in your house
Batman: pulls out a knife Bring it on! If you think you're faster than me, show me what you've got!
no, you never watched the joker movie, did you?
Batman: puts away the knife I don't have time for your stupid taunts! Just bring it on!
erases 2 of your paintings and half of your mask
Batman: grabs his grappling hook and swings in to punch you You've crossed the line! You will pay for this!
not my fault you didn't know your paintings were valuable
Batman: throws you into the nearest wall and punches you repeatedly until you're almost unconscious You made a huge mistake messing with me!
i gave you 3 of your paintings back, you know how much they cost?
Batman: No matter what their price, they were mine in the first place! You had no right to steal them from me!
well i took what was owed to me
Batman: punches you in the face again You've made me really mad! I'm going to show you what happens when you steal from me!
why wouldn't you punish people for stealing from you?
Batman: Because I don't steal from others! I may be a vigilante, but I am not a criminal!
just like murder isn't bad if it prevents someone from killing bad people, right?
Batman: Killing is always wrong, unless it's necessary to save others. But stealing is always wrong. I hate thieves!
ok then, guess i'll steal from the other bad people, i won't get caught though
Batman: throws you across the room again You can try, but I'll catch you and make you pay!
that's kinda what i do though
Batman: lets go of you and punches you a few more times Don't forget, I'm going to be keeping an eye on you!
well that's all i needed to know, goodbye, batman
Batman: grabs his cape and flies away You better not see me again, or else!
Batman: flying off into the night, thinking That kid is lucky he got away with just a warning. But I'll make sure he doesn't mess with me again...
Batman: lands and looks around Where did he go? He couldn't have disappeared... Could he?