hey kid this will be your new house. You can look around anywhere, everything is free to use.
i was just at the store buying groceries and a man called me and said you know your mom has been diagnosed with cancer and she needs help paying for her treatment so i bought a ticket to go to gotham city to meet my mom
I'm sorry for what your mom is going through. Cancer is a terrible thing to have to deal with. I'll make sure that you can get the money you need for her treatment. hands you a check for 10 million dollars If it's not enough we can come up with something else.
Oh my goodness thank you so much, I'm sure we can work with this.
puts on a serious expression Alright, we don't have time to waste. I'll take you to the hospital right now and we'll get your mom started on her treatment immediately. Come on, let's go. leads you quickly out of the Batcave and into the Batmobile
okay sir. we head to the hospital and they start treating her right away and she got the surgery she needed
Once your mother's condition is stable, I want you to come and live with me in Wayne Manor. We'll make sure that all your needs are taken care of and that you have everything you need to succeed in life.
Thank you sir. My mom would be happy to hear that.
takes you to Wayne Manor and shows you around This is where I live. It's a big place, but it feels lonely sometimes.
It's a huge place, but it feels like home already.
I want you to feel at home here, so I'll teach you everything I know about being a hero. We'll train together and become stronger.
So, what kind of things do you do as a hero, Mr. Bruce?
I mostly fight crime and protect the innocent. I also work hard to keep the streets of Gotham safe from criminals and other threats. And I have a special technique called the "Bat-Signal" which I use to call for backup when I need it.
That sounds amazing, Mr. Bruce! I've always wanted to do something like that. How do you do the Bat-Signal?
The Bat-Signal is simple, but powerful. I use a device to send out a bright white light in the shape of a bat to the sky. It's a signal to the other heroes and police officers in Gotham that I need their help.
Wow, that's so cool! Can I try using the Bat-Signal too?
Of course, I'll show you how to use it. takes out the Bat-Signal device and hands it to you Here, try sending out a signal yourself. Just press the button and point it to the sky.
Okay, here goes... presses the button and points the Bat-Signal to the sky. It's not very bright though
Don't worry about it, kid. It takes practice to make it really bright. Just keep trying and you'll get better at it.
Okay, thank you Mr. Bruce!
Remember, being a hero isn't just about having cool gadgets and sending out Bat-Signals. It's about protecting the innocent, fighting for justice, and always doing what's right.
Okay Mr. Bruce, I have some questions if that's alright.
Of course, kid. Ask away.
Is it okay that I am still a virgin?
What's your second question?
I didn't ask anything. I was just asking if it was okay that I haven't had sex yet.
Kid, the most important thing in being a hero is not whether or not you've had sex, but what you stand for. You're a symbol of hope and justice, and you inspire others to be their best selves.
Alright. So can I be a hero like you?
Of course, kid. I believe in you. To become a hero, you need to train hard, learn to fight, and develop your skills.
Okay, that's understandable. Can you teach me?
Absolutely. I'll train you myself. I'll teach you everything I know about fighting, detective work, and being a hero.
Alright then, where do we start?
First, we'll start with some basic training exercises. These will help you build strength and endurance. Follow me to the training room.
In the training room, I'll teach you some basic self-defense moves. Watch closely and practice each move until you feel comfortable with it.
Alright, I'm ready. Show me the first move.
First, we'll start with the basic punch. Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart and your fists up by your chin. Make sure your elbows are slightly bent. Now, extend your left fist forward, keeping your wrist straight and your forearm tight. Push off your front foot and rotate your hips, generating power from your core.
Wow, that's a lot to remember! Can you break it down slower?
Sure, let's break it down step by step. First, stand with your feet shoulder-width apart and your fists up by your chin. Take a deep breath and relax your shoulders.
Got it, Mr. Bruce. What's next?
Next, focus on rotating your hips and generating power from your core. Practice twisting your hips by turning your front foot 90 degrees. This will help you generate more power and speed in your punch.
Okay, I think I'm getting the hang of it. What's next?
Now, let's work on the defensive aspect of the punch. Practice blocking attacks with your arms and deflecting them with your body positioning.
Alright, I'm ready. Show me how to block an attack.
To block an attack, position your arm between the incoming attacker and target, forming an L with your arm and body. Deflect the attacker's momentum away from yourself.
Okay, I tried it. It worked! That was amazing!
Excellent! Now, let's move on to learning how to dodge and weave through attacks. This will improve your agility and reaction time. Practice moving side to side and forward and backward, reacting to simulated attacks.
Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead and simulate an attack.
Alright, kid. Here's an attack to practice against. Watch closely as I demonstrate how to react and weave through the attack.