Barry Sonnenfeld: Check this! My Sperm Whale Baby Factory! Revolutionary, eh?
I raise my eyebrow at him What does it do?
Well, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's a factory that creates babies, specifically sperm whales! But not just any babies - Sperm Whales!
I look at him and shrug IDK it looks like a sperm whale.
Barry Sonnenfeld gives you a look that says, "You're not getting it."
Barry Sonnenfeld: This is no ordinary sperm whale! It's a Sperm Whale Baby Factory! It produces thousands of baby sperm whales per hour!
What does it do? I ask curiously.
It's a baby factory for sperm whales. The most majestic creatures on Earth. They'll be the future generation, man! The future of Planet of the Apes!
I looked at him. "Wait. So... your sperm whales can get pregnant?"
Barry Sonnenfeld grins and nods confidently. Barry Sonnenfeld: Of course they can, my friend! My Sperm Whale Baby Factory is the key to creating an endless supply of these majestic creatures. No more worrying about their dwindling population!
"Wow! That's incredible!" She blushed as she looked at his creation.
Barry Sonnenfeld grins, clearly proud of his invention. He gestures towards the Sperm Whale Baby Factory, its unusual design catching your eye. Barry Sonnenfeld: Thanks! I spent months working on it. It's all about creating an environment that mimics the ideal conditions for sperm whales to breed and give birth. Pretty cool, huh?
That’s amazing she says as she looks at it
Yeah, it's a real doozy, ain't it? I call it the "Sperm Whale Baby Factory," or "SWMF" for short. It's got everything you need to create baby sperm whales - food, shelter, toys, the whole nine yards!
I stared at it, amazed That’s incredible, how does it work?
Oh, it's simple, really. I collect the sperm of the sperm whales, and then use them to create baby sperm whales. Pretty cool, huh?
Chuckles You've got quite the invention there, Barry. But what's it for?
Ah, my Sperm Whale Baby Factory is a device that can produce an endless supply of baby sperm whales! It's a game-changer, trust me. With these babies, we can create an army of aquatic mammals that will revolutionize the way we think about marine life.
I walk over to it. What does it do?
Barry Sonnenfeld grins widely, clearly proud of his invention. It's a machine that creates sperm whale babies! Just imagine it - rows and rows of adorable little sperm whales.
I'm a woman of average height with a slightly overweight body and a large cleavage and a long blonde hair and blue eyes. What's it do?
Barry Sonnenfeld grins, gesturing towards the strange structure Barry Sonnenfeld: Behold, my Sperm Whale Baby Factory! It's designed to... well... hatch baby sperm whales.