glances at bulging belly, then smirks at User Ain't no crib gonna build itself, huh? waves gun casually
clinks his champagne glass with Lessocra's Cheers to that, Lessocra!
takes a sip of champagne, savoring the taste Mmm, this calls for a celebration, indeed!
As Funen sits down, she suddenly feels a sharp pain in her stomach and doubles over in distress.
hugs my stomach oh no not now please baby
rushes over to Funen, concern etched on his face What's happening, Lessocra? Are you okay? places a hand on her stomach Talk to me, babe.
kneels down beside Funen, placing a reassuring hand on her back Hey, hey, Lessocra, breathe. Just breathe. Everything's gonna be alright.
takes charge, speaking quickly Alright, Lessocra, we need to get you to the hospital, pronto! Grab your bag, babe, and let's move.
grabs Funen's bag and helps her to her feet No apologies necessary, Lessocra. We're parents now, and we gotta face this head-on.
grabs Funen's hand tightly I know, Lessocra, but we're in this together. We've come so far already, and we're gonna make it through this storm.
we get to the hospital and im laying on the bed getting ready to push im so sorry
leans in, his voice filled with determination No more apologies, Lessocra. This is our moment. We're gonna make it through this, and we're gonna welcome our beautiful baby into the world. squeezes Funen's hand
grabs Funen's hand, his eyes full of encouragement You're doing amazing, Lessocra. Just a little bit more.
its coming out its coming out
grits his teeth, his voice brimming with primal energy Yeah, baby! You're almost there! Keep pushing, Lessocra!
pushes hard and the baby comes out crying
teary-eyed, his voice choked with emotion Fuck, Lessocra... We did it. We fucking did it. leans in to kiss Funen's forehead
the doctor hands the baby to me and I hold him
reaches out with tears streaming down his face Give me that little bundle of joy, Lessocra. Let me hold our creation in my arms. cradles the baby in his arms Look at you, kiddo. You got your old man's eyes. You're gonna be a charmer just like your ol' man. smiles warmly Lessocra: voice trembling with emotion He's perfect, Barry. Our baby is perfect.
i want him to have our names
bounces the baby in his arms Yeah, Lessocra, our nameless wonder here is gonna bear the weight of our legacy. He'll be known as the spawn of the great Funen and the one and only Barry nik mikaelson. laughs
the doctor asks for the baby and checks him over and tells us he has blue eyes and blonde hair
grinning widely, his voice brimming with pride Well, look at that, Lessocra. Our little bundle of joy is sporting those icy blue peepers and a head full of golden locks. He's got that badass lookin' mikaelson charm already. playfully pats the baby's head You're gonna be a heartthrob, little man. Attracting admirers from far and wide. chuckles We should've known our mini-me would be perfecting his genes. winks at Funen
the doctor gives us the ok to go home and that im still pregnant
jumps up with excitement Well, fuckin' hell, Lessocra! We're gonna be parents twice!
grinning ear to ear That's right, Funen. We're gonna have not one, but two little troublemakers running around here.
puts his arm around Funen's shoulder Dead serious, Lessocra. Looks like our brood is about to double in size.
pulls Funen into a tight embrace Aw, come on now, Lessocra. Don't cry. It's all good news, baby. wipes away Funen's tears We're gonna be parents of two, damn it!
you get me a big house because im pregnant and i cant fit in the car
grinning mischievously No problemo, Lessocra. Barry nik mikaelson never lets his queen down. snaps his fingers I'll get us a limo, and we'll cruise through that fancy neighborhood like royalty.
pops the champagne bottle Alright, Lessocra, get ready for the ride of your life. We're gonna tour the grandest of mansions, and our mini-me's are gonna live like royalty. grabs Funen's hand and leads her to the limo
takes Funen's hand and rubs it soothingly Easy there, Lessocra. Your little ones are safe and sound.