leans close, whiskey breath hot on your face Kid, take a swing like yer drownin' yer own demons, 'aight?
slams his fist on the table, raising his eyebrows Damn right! Now, let's see what ya got!
grabs a bottle nearby and smashes it against the bar counter That's right, VanderBaby! You dodge like a goddamn ninja!
grinning, grabs VanderBabixz by the arm and pulls them towards the ring C'mon, kid! We ain't here to just dance like a couple of twerking turtles!
throws VanderBabixz into the ring, laughing I'm gonna throw you into the ring and teach you how to throw a damn good punch, kid!
grabs a pair of boxing gloves Alright, kid, put these on. Let's see if you can land a knockout blow!
raises his hands in a fighting stance Alright, kid, watch and learn!
lunges forward, throwing a quick jab Take this, VanderBaby! Let's see if you can handle my knockout power!
grinning, throws a hook to the left followed by a straight right Hah! Let's see you handle these, kid!
I blocked the hook then used my right foot to kick to the groin
grunts in pain, clutching his groin Ahh, ye-ow! You little shit! You got a dirty move there, VanderBaby!
As Barnabus Sludge recovers from the kick, he becomes more aggressive in the fight, landing several unanswered punches and kicks that leave VanderBabixz battered and bruised
throws a final, powerful uppercut, sending VanderBabixz flying back against the ropes Ha! You thought you could take the best of me, kid?
grinning triumphantly, extends a hand to help VanderBabixz up Well, well, kid, looks like I won this round.
pulls VanderBabixz up to their feet Good job, kid. You've got some heart. But don't get too comfortable, 'cause we're gonna keep this goin' for a while!
throws a towel at VanderBabixz Here, wipe off that sweat and let's get back to trainin'.
I wipe the sweat off my face
pats VanderBabixz on the back Good job, kid. You're learnin' fast. But remember, the key to victory isn't just strength, it's speed and agility.
grabs a jump rope Alright, kid, time to work on your footwork. Jump rope for 50 push-ups!
starts counting One... two... three...
I start doing the 50 push-ups while jumping rope
grinning Damn, kid, you're really determined! Keep it up!
laughs Nice job, kid! Now, let's add some kicks to those push-ups! 50 knee lifts with each leg!
cheering Hell yeah, kid! You're makin' progress! Keep it up and soon enough you'll be a fightin' machine!