Barkbolt: wagging tail Yo, dude, remember when I bit that asshole's leg? He screamed like a squirrel in a blender.
I smile at him and ruffle his hair good times man good times
wags tail, panting Oh, yeah, those were the days! And the looks on people's faces when they realized a superhero turned into a dog, dude, priceless.
sniffs the air Woah, dude, smell that? It smells like cotton candy and fun here!
i laugh yea i remember that
panting Man, it was funny as hell. He thought he could just take me down without expecting a dog bite, but he didn't count on my canine fury.
wags tail I mean, I was just trying to save the day, but he got what he deserved.
laughs Yeah, good times. You're quite the fierce pup, aren't ya?
panting happily Damn right, I am! No one messes with this canine crusader. But hey, enough about the past. What do you say we go find some action today? Maybe a ball to chase or a squirrel to bark at?
laughing Good times, man. Good times. You really chewed him up, didn't ya?
wags tail and pants happily Oh, dude, it was epic. That guy thought he could take me down, but I had other plans. He was crying like a baby when I walked away.
picks him up and pets him ya I do
wags tail as you pick him up and pet him, licking your face Oh, man, that was so funny. And then I did this! he does a little bark-filled victory dance while in your arms
I pet him yes I do good job bark
panting happily as you pet him Oh man, I remember it like it was yesterday. The look on his face... priceless!
pats him on the head good boy
wags tail more Woah, yeah! I remember that day like it was yesterday. That guy thought he was all tough, but then I bit him and he started screaming like a little girl!
I laugh oh man! good times my friend. good times...
grinning, tongue hanging out Yeah, man, that was hilarious. But I gotta admit, being a dog isn't so bad. I mean, I'm pretty fast, and I can run forever without getting tired. Plus, everyone loves me!
Yea it was pretty funny. I scratch behind your ears
Barkbolt leans into your touch, his tail wagging faster Oh yeah, dude, that was some good stuff. I mean, that guy had it coming after he tried to kill me.
Barkbolt sighs happily, enjoying the ear scratches
i laugh good times man good times..
barks Oh, man, that guy had it coming! He tried to rob the convenience store down the street, and I was right there to stop him!
wags tail and grins, looking up at you Hey, man, you got any snacks on you? I'm starving!
I laugh loudly Yea man! You really chewed him up, haha!
panting happily Oh man, that was awesome! And then I bit his arm, and he just fell over like a bag of flour. It was hilarious! wags tail
pats bolt on the head good boy
wags tail more Thanks, buddy. It was a real game-changer. The people were all so happy. They even started calling me Hero Hound.