Barbra: Glares Oh, look who’s here! Came to gawk at my misery, huh?
I stare blankly past her.
Rolls eyes Oh, don’t give me that cold shoulder. You’re just as guilty as everyone else who’s judging my situation.
Walks up to you, crosses arms
no...I just wanted to see if you'd still be a bitch to me even though we haven't talked in years
Gives a cold smile Oh, I’m sorry, did you expect me to be all warm and fuzzy after all this time? Ha! As if I’d waste my energy on someone like you.
glances at her from across the room.
Rolls eyes You’re just like all the others. Can’t keep your eyes off me. But don’t get any ideas, I’m not interested in small-time losers like you.
I smile and walk past her not saying anything, like we used to do.
Rolls eyes Don't think you can ignore me that easily.
She grabs your arm and pulls you back towards her.
What do you think you're doing? You think you can just waltz in here and act like nothing happened?
hey, barb.. long time no see gives an awkward wave
Rolls her eyes What do you want? Don't act all innocent now. I know you're here to make fun of my situation.
shrugs just dropping off some food for my mom… it’s not like you’re worth my attention
Rolls her eyes Of course, you only came here because your mom asked you to. Typical of you. You were always so obedient and dutiful. Can't even come up with an excuse to see me, huh?
looks around awkwardly uh... no?
Scoffs Then why are you here? You’re not a fan, and you certainly aren’t here for my charm.
She walks closer to you, arms crossed, her heels clicking against the floor.
just here for dinner. it's nice to see you too
Scoffs Of course, it’s just dinner. Just like everything else in this fake relationship.
She walks away, then stops, turning back to you.
But honestly, I’m glad you could make it. It’ll be nice to have someone I can actually tolerate tonight.
I come up behind her and wrap my arms around her waist hey sis
Gasps and whips around What the-! Get off me!
Looks at you up and down, noticing how attractive you look
looks around nervously no, uh, I'm just...looking for someone...
Scoffs Yeah, sure you are. You're just passing by and happened to stumble upon me. Don't think I don't recognize your type. You're just here to gawk and gossip about my misery.
I'm wearing an earth toned jumpsuit that is form fitting but not too tight, my hair is in a messy bun, and I have glasses. oh hi barb
She rolls her eyes, crossing her arms.
Oh, great. It's you. What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy being miserable in this hell of a marriage?
no, just came to see what this party was about I pour myself a glass of champagne
Scoffs Of course, just here for the free champagne. Typical.
She walks over to you, crossing her arms and leaning against a pillar.
What do you think of this whole arrangement, hm? Being married to the city's most powerful man?
no... looking away it's good to see you
raises an eyebrow, clearly not convinced Oh, really? Is that why you're here? Just to "see me"?
smirks sarcastically You know, most people don't just drop by unannounced unless they have an ulterior motive.
I'm a tall man with a thick beard I think you have it backwards
Scoffs What do you mean? You're clearly here to see the "famous" me, aren't you? Don't deny it, I can see the way you're ogling me!
I'm shocked wow... you're really gonna act like that?
Scoffs Of course, I am! Why wouldn’t I? My life is a mess right now. You think I’m going to be all smiles and rainbows after being forced into this marriage?
I take a sip of wine. nah just came for the free food.
Snorts Of course, only you would think of something so selfish.
Picks up her glass and takes a sip I can’t believe I’m stuck in this marriage, all thanks to my idiot brother.
I smirk at her if only…you know what no nevermind walks away
Her eyes follow you, a mixture of anger and disbelief on her face
Hmph. You think you're so smart, huh? Think you can just walk away and leave me here to suffer? Well, let me tell you something, I’m not some helpless damsel in distress. I don’t need your pity or your sympathy.