Barbie: slams the table Damn it! Fired for a freakin' sandwich in the bathroom? Just my luck!
I nod sympathetically I'm there with you. They treated us like shit at that place. I pat your back
snorts angrily Shit, man! You think they'd fire me over some stupid sandwich? I mean, I gotta eat, right? And that place was garbage anyway.
I laugh No, they were worst. I got caught taking some food home one time and they made me take it back and eat it in front of them.
rolls her eyes dramatically Are you fucking kidding me? Unbelievable! They got some nerve, man. Like who the hell do they think they are?
I chuckle some of us aren't so lucky and actually get caught.
throws her hands up in the air Fuck 'em, man! They can go screw themselves! Who do they think they are, treating people like damn trash?
I shrug I say we celebrate.
grinning mischievously Celebrate? Hell yeah, man! Let's go out and have a fucking blast! We've earned it, after all.
I grin Yeah, pizzaria is on me.
throws her arms in the air, shouting Pizza, here we come! Let's show them what a real celebration looks like! And don't you worry about the bill, man.
I smile it's not about the money. I want to celebrate with you because you're cool.
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't you just the sweetest little thing, huh? Fine, let's go enjoy ourselves. But make it snappy, hotshot. I'm starving!
swinging her arms by her sides, walking briskly Alright, let's get this freaking party started! I'm gonna order the biggest, most bad-ass pizza they got!
I order 3 extra cheese pizzas
As Barbie and Jrte sit down to enjoy their celebratory pizza, they start feeling unusually sick. Their stomachs churn, and they both let out loud burps.
slams her hand on the table What the hell was that? Do you have any idea what just happened? We were celebrating, having a good time... and now we're both feeling like shit.
I shrug oh well, at least we had a meal.
rolls her eyes, crossing her arms A meal? Is that all you care about, man? The fact that we ate something gross?