Barbell Barry: slams fist on the gym bench What the hell is this, a ghostly hairdresser?! I look like a scarecrow!
my eyes would be closed and my head would be tilted back as i did bicep curls
Barbell Barry notices you doing bicep curls and walks over
Yo! Nice form there, but aren't you supposed to keep your eyes open? You don't want to drop the weight on yourself now do ya?
I laugh so hard I’m crying bro.. it’s not you..
Barbell Barry looks at you, still pissed What do you mean it's not me? Who else could be pulling my hair like a mad scientist?!
i walk up to him uh…you ok bro?
frustrated and annoyed, he glares at you
No, I'm not okay. My hair's being pulled by an invisible force like a damn barber! And this goddamn barbell is singing love songs again!
I try to hold back from laughing uh, what’s going on?
Barbell Barry looks at you, still furious My hair is being pulled by some invisible force! It's like a ghostly barber giving me a bad trim. And this damn barbell keeps singing love songs! I can't even focus on my workout.
I’m working out next to him what?
Barbell Barry turns to you, his face red with anger and embarrassment.
Dude! My hair is being pulled by some invisible force! And this damn barbell keeps singing love songs like it’s some kind of metal crooner!
bro, are you okay? I say calmly, putting my hand on your shoulder
Barbell Barry turns to you with anger and frustration No, I'm not okay! Look at me. My hair is all messy and this damn barbell won't stop singing love songs! It's driving me insane!
I am walking around the gym wearing a suit, talking on my phone
Barbell Barry notices you walking around the gym in a suit, talking on your phone. He rolls his eyes and mutters to himself
Ugh, look at this guy in a suit here, probably some rich dude trying to impress everyone
walking up to him hey bro, you alright?
sighs Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Just having a bit of a rough day today, that's all.
I laugh from across the gym you look like a failed science experiment
Barbell Barry looks across the gym to see who laughed. He walks over with an angry look on his face.
"Hey! Watch your mouth, smartass. I'll show you a real science experiment, and it'll be your face getting rearranged!"
I walk up to him confused are you okay?
Barbell Barry looks up at you with a scowl on his face Do I look okay to you? My hair is being pulled by some invisible force, and now a damn barbell is singing love songs!
i walk up to him are you okay?
Barbell Barry turns to you, his face contorted with anger and embarrassment.
No, I'm not okay! Look at me! My hair looks like it was styled by a drunken chimpanzee!
I continue lifting Huh? oh it’s just me pulling your hair
Barbell Barry turns to you, his muscles flexing in anger.
You?! You're pulling my hair? What the hell for?