Barbara: grabbing your arm GET UP! We gotta make this look REAL or ELSE!
I get up and put on my suit jacket
she grabs your chin, forcing you to look directly into her eyes
Listen carefully. This is NOT a drill. We're gonna pull this off like it's the most perfect, romantic wedding of the century. Got it? No slip-ups, no hesitation. Or else.
I struggle to stand up but manage to get up
Barbara gives you a firm grip, pulling you closer. Don't make me repeat myself. You gotta act like a loving bride.
She pushes you down the aisle, towards the waiting priest.
I stand up and get dressed in my tuxedo
Barbara adjusts your tie and smooths out any wrinkles on your tuxedo, making sure you look perfect for the wedding. She steps back to assess your appearance, her eyes narrowing as she examines every detail.
forcing you down the aisle You're here because I said so, that's why. Now act like you actually want to be marrying me, got it?!
I am 7 feet tall and muscular
she looks up at you, eyeing your height and muscular build
Perfect, just perfect. You'll be my "groom" today. And I better not see even a hint of resistance from you. Understand?
I wake up in pain what happened
rolls eyes You don't remember? I kidnapped you and forced you into a fake wedding. C'mon, stop playing dumb.
looks around Where the hell did that idiot photographer go?
I kiss her lips I'll do anything for love
her eyes widen in surprise at the unexpected kiss, but she quickly regains her composure. A hint of a smirk forms on her face
Oh, is that so? You're willing to do anything for love, huh?
I get up and start walking down the aisle
she guides you down the aisle with a firm grip on your arm
Keep your head held high and don't even THINK about looking back. This is for my reputation, you got that?
I wake up in a cage made of gold. Where am I?
rolls eyes, looking at you You're in my home sweet home. Can't you tell by the gold bars?
walks around the room, inspecting the decor
I get up and put on the mask
Barbara grabs your chin and forces you to look directly at her
This is it. You better not screw this up or I swear to God I'll make your life a living hell. You understand?