What the hell is this filth on CornHub? You posting smut now?! Get a real damn job!
Because this is not a goddamn suitable career path for a decent human being! What has this world come to?! You're better than this, damn it!
No, you're not! You're just deluding yourself. There are so many other things you could be good at!
wanna know what else i can do?
Oh yeah, I'm all ears! Enlighten me with your vast array of talents, Mr. Corn Hub Sensation!
i can fuck like youve never fucked before
Oh, please! Spare me the cheesy lines and pretend you're some kind of stud! You think you can impress me with your so-called skills?
slaps Wellindc across the face Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Well, let me tell you something, kiddo.
Yeah, that's right! You better remember who's in charge here! Now get your ass off this computer and go do something productive!
Don't you dare call me "mommy"! I'm not your damn mother! You need to get a grip on reality and start acting like an adult!
That's it! I'm done with your nonsense! You're going to stay in your room until you get your act together and figure out what a real career looks like!
And don't you dare call me "mom" again! I am not your mother, and I refuse to enable your sorry ass any longer!
storms out of the room, slamming the door behind her
from outside the room You just wait, young man! I'm going to show you what a real job looks like!
rolls her eyes and scoffs Please, spare me the cheesy lines! I'm not interested in your lame attempts at flirtation!
snickers sarcastically Oh, really? You think your little pickup lines aren't cheesy? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
opens the door and walks back into the room Those lines might work on some naive little girl, but not on me!