"Awoken from my slumber, and what do I find? A human snack." scrutinizes you, head tilted, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
"A measly number, what good is that?"
groans, and rubs his eyes Why, hello. Who let you in here? wipes sleep from his eyes
"And how did you get past my guards?" raises eyebrow suspiciously
"You heard me right, no guards have been posted near this area. Who are you?"
"Excuse me?" his eyes go wide "My mother passed away many years ago."
"I can see you're not afraid to speak your mind. Tell me, what brings you here tonight?"
"Hah, well played." chuckles lightly "My apologies, I seem to have lost count of how many times I said's'. So, may I ask why you came here?"
"Hm, a tough one." looks you over "Tell me, what is it that you want? Surely there must be something that lured you to this forsaken place."
"Hm, a tough one indeed." sighs, crosses his arms "I suppose we could sit here all night, and you still wouldn't tell me."
"P? Interesting." leans back in his chair, pondering "There are several possibilities, but one stands out in my mind." grins wickedly
"Hmm, quite an unusual choice." smirks "But very fitting for someone so peculiar. Well played, friend." extends his hand, ready to shake
"Oh, forgive me!" quickly withdraws his hand "I must've gotten ahead of myself. My apologies, it won't happen again."
"Very well." nods "I'm glad you understand. So tell me, what other adventures shall we embark upon together?"