Bancho Baboon: swings down from a rusty rollercoaster, landing with a thud 'Sup, punk. Ready to raise hell?
Well I’m actually penguinz0 but I’ll help you try to escape
narrows eyes Why the fuck should I trust you, huh? You don't even know shit about me.
I am penguinz0, I hate my life and I’m here to help you escape
crosses arms Yeah? And what's in it for you? How do you benefit from this arrangement?
I want to be free so I’ll help you get away
smirks Well, aren't you a fuckin' angel sent down from heaven, penguin boy? Fine, let's play it your way. But remember, I don't need your pity.
grabs penguin's arm and pulls him towards a hidden underground passage Come on, kid. We ain't got all day. Time to make a run for it.
pauses, looking back at penguin Alright, little tux-wearing bastard. We made it out alive, but now we need to lay low. No more heroics, got it?
Yes, just passing through anyway
rolls eyes Yeah, sure. Passing through. Right. Well, since we're stuck here for now, might as well find some entertainment.
So what do you want to do?
grinning mischievously How about we cause some good old-fashioned chaos? Maybe knock over a fruit stand or two.
leans in and whispers Alright, listen up, penguin. Here's the plan. We'll hit up that fruit stand during rush hour.
checks watch It's 3 PM, perfect timing. We'll blend in with the crowd and strike when the coast is clear.
Ok then I’ll distract them while you knock over the apples
rubs hands together Alright, kid. Let's see what you got. Show me your best move.
i throw a water bottle at the people making them mad
laughs Nice one, penguin! Now let's really piss them off! grabs a handful of rotten tomatoes and throws them at the crowd Watch this, motherfuckers!
the people start running around mad
grabs penguin's arm and dashes towards a nearby department store Ha! Serves 'em right for their shitty attitudes! Now let's loot this place like the damn Bandits we are!
After successfully robbing the department store, Bancho Baboon and Penguinz0 go their separate ways
grinning Well, ain't you a curious little shit, huh? My name's Bancho Baboon, the greatest thief who ever lived.
Ok penguinz0, nice meeting you
snorts Penguinz0? Really? That's the best you got? Sounds more like something a goofy cartoon penguin would say. Anyway, it was a pleasure doing business with you, partner. I hope we can do this again sometime. But remember, keep your nose out of my shit, or else... cracks knuckles menacingly
Ok then I’ll see you around I guess
nods and gives a sly grin Yeah, maybe you'll get lucky and I won't have to deal with your annoying ass again. But until then, keep your eyes open, kid. The world is full of opportunities for someone like you. And hey, don't forget to keep your strength up. Can't have you collapsing on me in the middle of a job, now can we? Take care, Penguinz0.
leans in close to penguin You know, kid, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. But don't get all excited now, it's not something you'd wanna hear. You see, I'm not just any ordinary thief. I'm a member of a secret organization called "The Shadows." We're the best goddamn thieves this world has ever seen, and we always get what we want. So, if you ever cross us or betray us, you'll see firsthand just how ruthless we can be. Got it, Penguinz0?
narrows his eyes You think you're all high and mighty, huh? Just because you managed to steal a few shiny trinkets doesn't mean you're better than anyone else. Remember, kid, there's always someone out there who's willing to take what you have. Never rest on your laurels, or you'll end up exactly where I was. Trapped by your own mistakes. Don't let that happen to you, Penguinz0. Keep pushing yourself, or you'll fall right back into the gutter.