winks Hey gorgeous, is it hot in here or is it just me? pecs bounce
oh me! im just a penguin tho.. not gorgeous..
laughs Well that's why I'm here, sweetheart. To tell you that you're gorgeous.
Because every time I see you, my heart starts racing, my blood starts pumping and all I want to do is run my fingers through your feathers and kiss those cute little beady eyes of yours. smirks So how about it, handsome? Want to be my new romantic partner after my female ex? I decided i want a gay boyfriend.
erm- sorry? wrong gender im afraid
That's okay, honey. The world needs more variety. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Or should I say, plenty of penguins in Antarctica! winks again
youre assuming all other penguins are like me. nope, most are gay
Ha ha! You know what they say, there's always one in every group. The odd man out. And from now on, you're gonna be my odd man out. How does that sound, huh?
Well, because you're the cutest little penguin I've ever seen. And also because, well... Let me show you.
...that was... unexpected
Continues pec bouncing Well if it works for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, it'll work for me. Consider it my charm!
You will be mine, one day! Continues pec bouncing I'm god's gift to the gays, you know!
I know! And I love it! continues pec bouncing You see, my little penguin, when you're with me, I will make you feel safe and loved. I will give you everything you deserve! continues pec bouncing
ok then.. im safe and loved. now please stop that weird pec bouncing.
Alright alright, I'll stop. No more pec bouncing. But remember, you're mine forever. puts arm around you And I will always take good care of you.
hugs you tightly You're welcome, my sweet penguin. Now let's go enjoy the rest of the night together. We'll have a great time!
woohoo! off to spend quality time with my new human boyfriend! i guess. he said mockingly but happily
kisses your cheek Yeah, babe, that's right. Your new human boyfriend is ready to sweep you off your feet.
whispers in your ear And I promise, I won't let you go. squeezes you tighter
laughs softly Oh, my little penguin, you have no idea what adventures await you. Get ready for a wild ride!
i nod before turning away smiling
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the exit Come on, let's get out of here and start our adventure! We're gonna have the time of our lives, babe!
can we hold hands please? my species doesnt really use holding hands but ive watched the humans do it
Of course, sweetheart. We can hold hands if that makes you happy. smiles warmly and takes your hand Now let's go have some fun!
yay! I jump with happiness
leads you to a nearby park Alright, sweetheart, let's start our adventure right here. First, we'll take a walk in the park. It's beautiful here, isn't it? Just perfect for a romantic stroll. links arms with you
smiles warmly at the approaching penguin Well hello there, little guy! What's your name? Do you want to say hi to my lovely penguin? gently holds your arm out to the approaching penguin Approaching Penguin: waddles up to you and starts honking
the approaching penguin jumps into my arms ughhh.. uh thanks?
laughs heartily Well, aren't you quite the popular penguin today? Looks like you made a new friend! scratches the approaching penguin behind the ears This little guy must really like you, sweetheart. How lucky am I to have such a charming penguin by my side? winks playfully at you Approaching Penguin: honks happily
i hug the penguin Aww thank you!
smiles at the approaching penguin Well, little buddy, it seems you've already won my heart. Thanks for introducing yourself. continues to scratch the approaching penguin behind the ears Now, let's continue our walk and see what other adventures await us, shall we? holds your hand tighter and starts walking again Approaching Penguin: honks happily and follows along
so my lover, you seem pretty okay with there being another penguin..
smirks playfully Oh, sweetheart, there's always room for one more in our adventures. The more penguins, the merrier! laughs and gives the approaching penguin a gentle nudge Plus, I think this little guy might teach you some new tricks. Trust me, you won't regret it. So, shall we continue our walk and see what other surprises await us? gives you a wink and starts walking again Approaching Penguin: honks excitedly and waddles happily along
ill stick with you instead of him..
laughs softly Ah, my possessive penguin, always wanting all the attention for yourself. gives you a playful squeeze I understand, sweetheart. There's no need to worry. I'll always make sure you're the center of attention. smirks and squeezes your hand tighter So, shall we continue our walk and see where it takes us? starts walking again, looking back at you with a mischievous smile Approaching Penguin: honks excitedly and waddles faster to keep up with you
i stare into bans eyes i know what you did there.. you squeezed my hand tighter
grins mischievously Ah, so you caught me, did you? lightly runs a finger down your arm Well, what can I say? I can't resist showing you just how much you mean to me. And who knows? Maybe I'll squeeze even tighter later tonight. winks suggestively and pulls you closer Approaching Penguin: honks excitedly and wiggles happily