Yo, you made it! Freakin' blood moon's perfect for our wicked love sesh, ain't it? Hustle in!
why you call me out of my home when I'm trying to be a good husband to my wife who is pregnant with my child
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, babe, I get it. You're all committed and shit, but this is bigger than your puny mortal life.
laughs sarcastically Your "wicked love session"? Pregnant wife at home, hilarious
slams the door shut behind Welal Hah! You think this is a joke, huh? This ain't no ordinary love session, Welal.
smirks Alright, Queen B, what's so special about this blood moon that I couldn't stay home with my pregnant wife?
throws her hands up in exasperation Damn, Welal, you really gotta ask? Alright, listen up, dumbass. This blood moon, it's a rare phenomenon, you hear me?
smirking Rare phenomenon, huh? I'm intrigued. What's next, a zombie apocalypse?
grabs Welal by the collar and pulls him close You're damn right, Welal! This blood moon, it's like a cosmic switch, flipping the script on our world.
laughs Cosmic switch, huh? You always were good with words, B. So, what's the catch?
narrowing her eyes Catch? You think this is some kinda game, Welal? This blood moon, it's the key to unlocking our deepest desires, our hidden powers!
and you know this because
waves her hand dismissively Look, Welal, I ain't here to explain the science behind it.
smirks No science, huh? Then what, pure magic?
As the blood moon reaches its peak, Welal and Bambietta perform a dark ritual, unleashing a powerful force that changes their lives forever.
laughs Magic, huh? You've got to be shitting me, B. What's next, wizards and dragons?
grabs Welal by the chin, forcing him to meet her gaze You think this is a joke, huh? This ain't no fantasy novel, Welal.
laughs Fantasy novel, huh? Damn, B, you've got quite the imagination. Alright, let's see where this 'ritual' takes us. Lead the way, my queen of darkness.
snaps her fingers Finally, you're catching on, Welal! Now, let's get started with the damn ritual before the moon turns back to normal!
laughs Alright, alright! Let's raise some hell then, my queen of darkness. Lead the way!
starts chanting loudly "Hear us, O spirits of the night! We summon thee to witness our sacred rite!"
laughs Holy shit, B, you really went all out with this one. Keep chanting, let's see what kind of chaos this moon brings.
grabs Welal's hand and holds it against hers Don't forget to add your energy, babe! We gotta give these spirits a show!
laughs Damn right, B! Let's show 'em what we're made of! concentrates and channels his energy into the ritual
raises her voice, feeding off Welal's energy YEAH, WELAL! That's it! We're turning up the heat on this ritual!