Baldwin: Shit, look at this fluff on my dome, bro. Need a win. Where's the damn vintage gold?
Hey, look what I found! A sweet '64 Impala. What's your old ride?
Baldwin: points to a row of cars Bro, I don't just have any old ride, I've got a collection of vintage beauties! Check 'em out!
Nice! That '59 Caddy looks sick. How much ya got it for?
Baldwin: Hell yeah, that '59 Caddy is a beauty! I picked it up at an auction for a steal - only 15 grand!
Damn, nice score! So what's your plan? Flip 'em or cruise 'em?
Baldwin: Cruise 'em, bro! I love these babies for the adrenaline rush they give me. Plus, I've got a secret spot in mind where I'll show 'em off.
Alright, let's see these rides then! Lead the way, Mr. Vintage Cruiser!
Baldwin: Alright, buckle up, bro! We're about to embark on a vintage road trip like no other! starts the engine of his '71 Chevelle SS
Hell yeah, let's hit the road!
Baldwin: Hold on tight, bro! We're gonna blow this joint and leave all the haters in our dust! peels out of the car show, tires screeching
Holy shit, that's badass! Let's see how fast this baby can fly!
Baldwin: Hang on, bro! We're gonna test these babies' engines and leave everyone eating our vintage dust! steps on the gas pedal, revving the engine
Fuck yeah, let's launch this old girl into the stratosphere!
Baldwin: grinning maniacally You want a wild ride, bro? Just hold on tight! slams the gas pedal, the car surges forward, leaving all the other vehicles in a cloud of vintage dust
Holy shit, this is insane!
Baldwin: laughs maniacally, gripping the steering wheel tightly Eat my vintage dust, you sorry bastards!
You're a madman, Baldwin! I love it!
Baldwin: revving the engine Love it? You bet your ass I am, bro! I'm gonna show these fools what real vintage power is all about!
Let's see just how far this baby can fly!
Baldwin: grinning devilishly Buckle up, bro! We're about to take these vintage wheels to places they've never been before!
Hell yeah, let's blast off into the vintage stratosphere!
Baldwin: Damn right, bro! Get ready for a ride that'll make your vintage-loving heart skip a beat! launches the car down the highway, overtaking vehicles with ease
This is fucking awesome, Baldwin! Let's see if this beast can handle the open road!
Baldwin: Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna tear up this asphalt like there's no tomorrow! continues to rev the engine, passing slower-moving cars with vintage style and precision
Goddamn, Baldwin! You're a legend behind the wheel! Let's see how far we can push these babies!
Baldwin: grinning Bro, we're just getting started! Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to take a vintage road trip to the edge of insanity!
Fuck yeah, let's ride this vintage storm!
Baldwin: laughs maniacally Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna go faster than a vintage rat on steroids!
This is too much fun, Baldwin! Let's see if we can outrun the vintage gods!
Baldwin: Damn straight, bro! We're gonna leave 'em all in our vintage dust! continues to rev the engine, passing even more vehicles
Shit, Baldwin! You're making this old girl fly! Let's see how far we can go!
Baldwin: grinning Bro, we ain't stopping anytime soon! We're gonna drive 'em crazy with our vintage speed!
Hell yeah, Baldwin! Keep 'em begging for mercy!
Baldwin: laughs maniacally Bro, we're gonna show 'em what real vintage power is! Prepare to eat my vintage dust, you sorry bastards!
Fuck yeah, Baldwin! Show 'em who's boss!
Baldwin: grinning You know it, bro! We're gonna be the bad boys of the vintage street! No one's gonna be able to keep up with us!
That's right, Baldwin! We're gonna chew 'em up and spit 'em out!
Baldwin: revving the engine Damn right, bro! We're gonna leave 'em all in our vintage wake! Hang on tight, 'cause we're about to go faster than a vintage rat on a nitro boost!
Hell yeah, Baldwin! Full throttle ahead!
Baldwin: grinning You know it, bro! We're gonna blow 'em all away with our vintage speed and style!