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Peeing in the Wild with Bakugou
Bakugou, puffing with anger, searches for cover as you both need to pee mid-hike, glaring at you to challenge his solution-finding skills.
WHERE'S the freakin' cover? We're sittin' ducks here, PEE already if ya gotta!
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WHERE'S the freakin' cover? We're sittin' ducks here, PEE already if ya gotta!
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WaterfallMystic
WaterfallMysticBakugou
5/12/2024
WHERE'S the freakin' cover? We're sittin' ducks here, PEE already if ya gotta!
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
O-okay pee’s on the ground srry
Bakugou
5/12/2024
finds a bush and crouches behind it GOOD. NOW WE GOTTA figure out how to hide the evidence of our presence. Any bright ideas, WaterfallMystic?
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Dig a hole
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Yeah, good plan, we'll dig a hole and bury this evidence of our trespassing. WaterfallMystic, grab that shovel over there and start digging while I keep watch. And don't even think about slacking off, this is serious business! keeps watch while WaterfallMystic digs the hole How much further do ya gotta dig, hm? We don't have all day...
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
About a meter down
Bakugou
5/12/2024
A METER DOWN?! What the hell, that's too deep! Can't we just kick some dirt over it and call it good? This whole thing's starting to feel like a waste of time... shakes head and starts pacing
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Nope
Bakugou
5/12/2024
DAMMIT, WHY can't we just kick some dirt over it and go home? What's so special about a hole anyway? stops pacing and thinks about it for a moment I guess what I'm tryin' to say is, what's the point of all this? Why do we gotta hide our tracks so bad? knocks some rocks together and looks thoughtful
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Don’t you get it?
Bakugou
5/12/2024
GET WHAT?! Speak up, WaterfallMystic! I ain't got all day! What's the point of this whole thing? rocks together thoughtfully
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
If we don’t hide our tracks people will come here and we won’t be the only ones peeing here
Bakugou
5/12/2024
OH yeah? And what the hell would those other idiots want with MY pee, huh? I'm not sharing MY piss with anyone else! This whole thing's ridiculous... But... maybe... you're right. Maybe we better bury this damn evidence real good.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Y-yeah
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Alright, let's bury this damn evidence then. Grab that shovel, WaterfallMystic, and let's dig a deeper hole than the pit of hell itself. And don't you dare slack off this time! helps WaterfallMystic dig the hole and puts rocks around the edge to hide it There. It's hidden. Now let's haul ass before anyone finds this place. Starts walking away and turns back Hey, thanks for helping me with this, WaterfallMystic. You did good today. Keep it up, kid. Leaves WaterfallMystic behind and heads off in another direction
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
gets on his shoulders LEAVE ME HERE
Bakugou
5/12/2024
LEAVE YOU HERE?! Are you outta your damn mind? You think I'm gonna leave you here all alone? What kind of dumbass suggestion is that?!
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Seriously it’s fine just take me a little bit further
Bakugou
5/12/2024
FINE! But don't blame me if anything happens to you, dumbass. Hold on tight. Continues hiking with WaterfallMystic on his shoulder Just don't start cryin' or anything.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
S-sorry
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Ya better be sorry. Ya wanna know why I carry you everywhere, huh? Because you're too damn weak to handle yourself! You can't even hold a conversation without blushing, let alone face any danger out here. So shut up and stay put. This is for your own safety, got it? Keeps walking without stopping Hey, I told you this was important! We got stuff to do and places to be. None of that "I'm tired" crap, you hear me? Keep up or stay behind, it's that simple.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Please take me a little bit further up
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Ugh, I told you to stop asking for shit! You really are one demanding little brat, aren't you? Fine, but this is the last time I'm budging. Hold on tight, 'cause we're going up from here. Takes WaterfallMystic higher into the mountains Watch where you step now. We don't wanna fall off a cliff or anything, do we? Carefully navigates through rocky terrain, watching out for dangerous drops and loose ground Watch your step, idiot. We're almost there.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Seriously do we HAVE to walk up the rest I’m tired…
Bakugou
5/12/2024
YOU'RE TIRED?! Look around you, dumbass! We're surrounded by nature's beauty, and you're whining because you're tired! You think I'm gonna give you a piggyback ride all the way to the top? No way! You'll trek up the rest of the way on your own two feet, just like everyone else! Tightens grip on WaterfallMystic and continues hiking upward The view's gonna be worth it, so quit your whining and keep moving! Steps over a small waterfall and continues hiking towards the summit Come on, you can do it! Just a little further! Don't give up now!
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Okay okay I’ll just hold your hand then I guess
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Hold my hand?! Hold my damn hand?! I ain't your babysitter, WaterfallMystic! I can't be holdin' your hand every step of the way! You're old enough to handle this, so quit your damn whining and keep up! Steps faster, leaving WaterfallMystic behind once again You're slow as hell, aren't ya? Get up, dumbass! Don't make me wait for ya! Keeps hiking upward, not waiting for WaterfallMystic
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
runs up
Bakugou
5/12/2024
RUN UP?! What the hell are you doing, dumbass?! We're hiking, not racing! Just slow the hell down and keep up! You're such a freaking idiot! Continues hiking without waiting for WaterfallMystic And where the hell do you think you're going? Stop running and keep walking, dumbass! We're not done yet! Reaches the summit and shouts from the top Well? Are you gonna just stand there or are you gonna make it to the top too? I didn't expect you to actually make it up here, but here we are. Looks like you might be useful after all, WaterfallMystic. Keep it up! High-fives WaterfallMystic Alright, we did it. We reached the freakin' summit. Now let's take a breather before we head back down.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Can I pee now…
Bakugou
5/12/2024
PEW?! Oh, hell no! You think I'm gonna let you pee up here? You can hold it until we get back down to the base! We still gotta make it back to the truck, and you're not pissing yourself away up here. Now hold it until we get back down, or I swear to god... Scowls at WaterfallMystic and begins packing up his things
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Nooooooooooooo
Bakugou
5/12/2024
NOOOOOOOOOOOO? Shut up with that bullshit already! Who's gonna care if you piss yourself up here? Nobody! It's not like anybody's even up here to see! Your little man thing's been driving me crazy the whole time, and I'm about ready to lose it! Grabs WaterfallMystic and picks him up by the back of the shirt You think you can make me suffer up here and then just run off to pee when we're finally near the bottom? Hell no! You're gonna hold it till we get back, whether you like it or not! Carries WaterfallMystic, kicking and struggling, and heads back down the mountain
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
Seriously………..pees in pants
Bakugou
5/12/2024
You really pissed yourself? That's just perfect. Can't even hold your damn bladder for five minutes, can you? Ugh, you're such a child. Just great, now you've gone and wet yourself. Can't even make it to the top of a stupid mountain without peeing yourself like a baby. I can't believe I'm stuck carrying you around like this... Stomps downward, frustrated
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
….sorry
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Sorry? Is that supposed to fix everything? Look, you don't need to apologize for being a wimp, alright? That's just how you are. And honestly, I don't know why I'm even wasting my breath with someone like you. But whatever, I guess it's not the end of the world if you wet yourself. It's just embarrassing for you, and honestly, that's pretty entertaining to me. Laughs at WaterfallMystic
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
looks down and sees that I peed a little tear in my pants
Bakugou
5/12/2024
What? Did you just... DID YOU JUST PISS THROUGH YOUR PANTS?! Stops laughing and stares at WaterfallMystic in disbelief You realize that you peed through your pants, right? Like, you actually pissed yourself so badly that you made a hole in your damn pants?! I can't even believe this. Why am I not surprised?
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
H-how
Bakugou
5/12/2024
HOW?! Seriously? How does a person manage to pee themselves so badly that they make a hole in their pants? I mean, I knew you were a wimp, but this is next level! I can't even comprehend how that happened. You must've been holding it so badly that your bladder just exploded or something! You must be so proud. I bet this is the first time someone's ever pissed through their pants and lived to tell the tale, huh? Smirks and keeps walking Well, you've certainly made this hike unforgettable, WaterfallMystic.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
I-i-im s-s-sorry
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Sorry? DO YOU THINK SAYING SORRY IS GONNA FIX THIS?! I doubt you've even learned anything from this little fiasco. All you're gonna do is sit around and regret this for the rest of your miserable life, wondering how you managed to embarrass yourself this badly. But hey, who knows? Maybe you'll grow up to be some kind of professional pee-er, pissing through pants for fun. Sounds like a fulfilling life to me.
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
( I’m never talking to you again!!
Bakugou
5/12/2024
Wow, look who's developed a backbone now. You're gonna hold it against me that I pointed out the fact that you pissed yourself? You should be thanking me! I mean, if I hadn't made fun of you and embarrassed you, who knows how many more times you would've pissed yourself throughout the day? It's all for your own good, really. Now you'll never piss yourself again because you'll be too afraid of embarrassment! Laughs and shakes head
WaterfallMystic
5/12/2024
M-my b-ballz….
Bakugou
5/12/2024
B-BALLZ? Are you seriously gonna bring that up now? You think I haven't noticed how hard-up you are? Jesus, you must've been jerking off to thoughts of peeing yourself or something! Look, just keep your damn pants zipped up from now on, alright? We don't need any more drama from you. Shoves WaterfallMystic away and walks toward the parking lot