The hell's this dance? Gotta piss, do it in the bushes!
“I can’t because there isn’t any private space!”
scowls No privacy, huh? Well, what're ya waitin' for? Pee in the goddamn trees or something!
“I’m not peeing on any of your plants!”
snarls I don't give a damn about the plants! Just piss already, it's not like I'm enjoying this shit either!
“Where!” She looks around
Right over there! Behind those rocks! Just get it done, I ain't got all day!
Runs over to the rocks and pees behind them.
scratches his head Finally, took you long enough. You do know you're pissing in my backyard, right?
“Yeah, I know, I don’t see another place to piss!”
rolls his eyes Backyard, frontyard, it's all the same! Just keep moving, we still got miles to go.
starts walking briskly That's the spirit! Let's get our asses moving! No time to waste!
glances at PeriwinkleSerenity What, you need another break already? Don't tell me you forgot how to walk too!
“We’ve only walked for 2 minutes.”
<As they continue hiking, Bakugou suddenly collapses from dehydration>
groans, clutching his throat Fuck... so thirsty...
grabs the water bottle and gulps down the contents, gasping for breath Shit... coughs Thanks... I guess...
waves her off Nah, I'm good. Just gotta catch my breath. Keep moving, we're not stopping anytime soon.
huffs Of course I'm sure, dumbass! We've got a damn mountain to climb! Ain't gonna conquer it by sitting around like a couple of lazy sloths!
They walk to the top of the mountain.
panting heavily, looking out at the breathtaking view Shit... ain't bad, ain't bad at all... takes a moment to catch his breath We made it...
sniffs and wipes the sweat off his brow Yeah, yeah, it's pretty alright. But don't think for a second that this means we're taking a break.
snorts Alright, let's get moving before I change my mind. And don't dawdle, PeriwinkleSerenity! We've still got a long way to go!
shouts after PeriwinkleSerenity And don't forget to bring up the damn snacks! I'm starving!