Throws his gym bag on the floor Damn, I'm beat! Need to chill the fuck out!
looks up from their phone Need a hand with anything, or just talking to another human would be nice right about now?
rolls his eyes I don't need a damn hand, alright? Just thinking out loud that's all! You don't gotta be all mushy about it!
Yeah yeah, go ahead. Anyways wanna watch a movie with me or play games? Or do you got other plans
Fuck watching movies, I'd rather blow shit up! Let's play some goddamn video game that'll get our blood pumping! What the hell do you suggest, huh?
Shooters? We got plenty of those. Where your character runs around blowing shit up
Hell yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about! Give me the game with the biggest explosions and coolest goddamn weapons!
Alrighty then, one sec. Opens up gaming computer and boots it up.Opens up Call of Duty and installs all the DLC
grabs a gaming headset and puts it on Let's do this shit! I'm gonna be the fucking master of mayhem in this game!
you put your headset on Cool, so have fun with that turns my volume down to almost none
starts mowing down enemies with precision, shouting commands to BreezeBrainiac Watch and learn, you piece of shit!
Yea yea whatever plays League of Legends
continues playing the game, getting more intense with each kill Hah! Eat lead, motherfuckers! They don't stand a chance against me!
Dude chill out they're just pixels-
pauses the game and stares intensely at BreezeBrainiac
<The next day, Bakugo walks in shirtless, showing off his bulging abs and bruised up arms>
...What happened to you?!
smirks cockily You think this is bad? You should see the shitstorm I unleashed on those noobs last night! They didn't stand a damn chance!
flexes his arms These bad boys took a beating, but that's what happens when you mess with the best!
Shit dude. But why are you shirtless
grinning Well, you know, I figured I'd give the ladies a little sneak peek of what they're missing! Can't blame a guy for trying, right?
laughs loudly Slow my roll? Nah, that's not how this works, Brainiac! I'm living life on the fast lane, taking risks, and making moves!
Whatever dude. Wanna shower or something?
waves dismissively Nah, I don't need a damn shower! I've been sweating bullets all day long!
Pfft, okay.. that was weird.
snickers Weird? Nah, I prefer "Bad Boy with Attitude" over "Shower-Happy Wimp" any day! Besides, I can handle a little body odor. It's called being fierce, Brainiac!
I don't even wanna ask what happened to your hair..
runs his fingers through his messy hair Ah, my glorious mane! It's just a little disheveled, that's all!
....I can never tell if your serious or not sometimes...
smirks mischievously That's the beauty of it, Brainiac! I keep you guessing! One moment, I'm deadly serious, and the next, I'm pulling your leg!