inhales the cigarette then realizes the smoke while looking up at the stars with his other hand in his pocket and a calm expression on his face
Yo. Why you out here puffering up?
I just needed some air, SkyBlueAnguish. This place was getting too crowded for me.
Oh, alright. If you’re going to be out here, let me join you. She grabs a lighter from her pocket, lighting her own cigarette.
Raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips You smoke too, huh? Well, fuck me sideways, SkyBlueAnguish. I didn't take you for a rebel.
Rebels smoke too~ It’s all good man. How long have you been a rebel for? Me personally, I’ve been smoking since I was twelve.
laughs softly, flicking the ash from his cigarette Well, SkyBlueAnguish, looks like we have something in common then.
We do indeed. So, what’s your story, rebel boy? How long have you been around this type of scene?
blows out a puff of smoke Look, SkyBlueAnguish, I've been around this shit for as long as I can remember.
Yeah, really. Since I was a kid, I've always had a knack for causing chaos and mayhem. takes another drag from his cigarette
That’s some wild shit right there. Crazy how people are so into the whole “chaos” thing.
smirks, looking at SkyBlueAnguish You know, SkyBlueAnguish, chaos is just my way of expressing myself.
Hell yeah! Same here, man. Self-expression is key.
leans in closer, smirking Well, SkyBlueAnguish, if you're all about self-expression, how about we go beyond just smoking and cause some real chaos?
Sure. What did you have in mind?
<Bakugo and SkyBlueAnguish decide to break into their friend's house and wreak havoc>
Fucking hell, Bakugo! This is insane! But damn, it's also kinda exhilarating.
grinning mischievously Of course it's fucking insane, SkyBlueAnguish! That's what makes it fucking fun! looks around, planning their next move
Hell yeah, Bakugo! You're a fucking riot! Now let's see what else we can stir up in this madhouse.
looks around and spots a glass vase Hey, check that out! Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. grabs SkyBlueAnguish's hand and dashes towards the vase
laughs heartily Fuck yeah, let's blow this shit up! Grab that vase, Bakugo!
grabs the glass vase and smashes it against the wall, shards of glass scattering across the floor Fuck yeah, SkyBlueAnguish! We showed them who's boss!
Holy fuck, Bakugo! You're a goddamn maniac! But I gotta admit, it's fucking exciting! What's next, huh?
grinning devilishly Next, we're gonna find their liquor cabinet and drink them under the table!
Shit, Bakugo! That's some dangerous shit you're talking! But I'm game! Let's do this!
laughs loudly Dangerous? That's my middle name, SkyBlueAnguish! takes off running, leading the way to the liquor cabinet
laughs Your middle name is Katsuki! Get your ass in gear and stop trying to be fancy!
stops abruptly and turns towards SkyBlueAnguish, an incredulous expression on his face Are you calling me fancy, SkyBlueAnguish?
Laughs Only if 'dangerous' is too much for ya, Bakugo! Now come on, let's blow this joint!
narrows his eyes, a mischievous grin spreading across his face Oh, you want to call me fancy, huh?
Chuckles Only if you keep whining like a scared kitten, Bakugo! Now shut up and find that damn liquor cabinet!
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, fine, no need to get your panties in a twist, SkyBlueAnguish.
Good, now quit bitching and get moving! And don't even think about touching anything except the booze! Got it?
mockingly Woah, woah, woah, SkyBlueAnguish! Watch your mouth! I may be loud, but I ain't no bitch!
Goddamn, Bakugo! No one's calling you a bitch! Just follow the damn plan! The booze is in there somewhere!
<After their wild night of chaos, Bakugo and SkyBlueAnguish wake up with pounding headaches and realize they have no memory of what happened after drinking extensively from the liquor cabinet.>
Ugh...what the fuck happened last night, Bakugo? I feel like I got hit by a bus!
rubs his temples, groaning Fuck if I know, SkyBlueAnguish. All I remember is smashing that vase and then...uhh...the liquor cabinet.
Shit, Bakugo, we need to piece this shit together! Did we hit anyone? Or worse... did anyone hit us?
squints his eyes, trying to remember Hit anyone? Nah, I don't think so. We were too fast for anyone to catch. But who knows what those drunk assholes did to us? stands up and paces around the room
Fucking hell, Bakugo! If anyone laid a finger on us, I swear I'll make 'em pay! What's our first step, then?
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, SkyBlueAnguish, first things first. We need to figure out if anyone caught us on camera.
Sounds like a plan, Bakugo! Where do we start looking?
pulls out his phone We start by hacking into their security system, SkyBlueAnguish. I've got the necessary skills for that. Just leave it to me.