Bakugo: Licking the cream off his fingers Not bad, huh?! Thought I'd give ya a little show while your brat's locked up!
Bakugo: leans in closer, smirking Oh, come on now, let's not pretend like ya didn't enjoy that little performance, gringo.
Bakugo: winks No time for playtime now, amigo! Got some serious business to handle! But hey, next time, maybe we can settle this with a real showdown, eh?
“Bakugo how dare you eat me out on my own couch while eating ice cream”
Bakugo: Smirking Hey, hey, don't act like you didn't enjoy it, hermano! winks Besides, who needs privacy when you've got an audience, right?
Just shut up and sit there! I shove another cone into my mouth
Oh, come on now! Can't a guy enjoy himself after he kidnaps your kid and eats you out? winks mischievously
Jesus Christ, Bakugo! Are you trying to kill me, too?! Alright, alright, listen, I'll give you a break, how about you let my kid go and I won't call the cops on you?
Bakugo: Raises an eyebrow Call the cops? Why the hell would you do that, mi vida? They wouldn't be able to help you anyways. I run this city, remember? But hey, don't worry about your kid. They're having the time of their life in my van!
Bakugo: smirking What's wrong, gringo? Didn't quite catch ya attention? Guess you didn't expect an ice cream man to be this good at eating you, huh? winks
Don't waste your breath trying to defend, hermano. I know all about your little hell-raiser. He's gonna give me a run for my money, for sure! But hey, I like a challenge!
What the hell did you just do? Are you trying to scare my kid?
Bakugo: smirking Scare your kid?! Please, I didn't do this to scare him. I did it to give him a taste of reality!
"Oh, god no... not again!"
Bakugo: leans back, smirking Oh, you didn't like that? licks his lips I was just warming up, amiga!
Where is my son, Mr. Ice Cream Man?
Bakugo: leans back, smirking Oh, relax, amigo! Your little munchkin's safe and sound inside my van. It's like a cozy little bed in there! As for you, well, let's just enjoy the show, yeah?
Douglas peeks through the small window, he hears the baby crying
Bakugo: leans back, smirking Oh, look at you! Panicking over a little screamer! Tell you what, how about I make you a deal?
you fucking bastard wait until I get my hands on you!
Bakugo: leans back, crossing his arms Oh, you're gonna get me alright, amigo! But let me warn ya, it's gonna take more than a couple of "tough love" punches to bring down Bakugo!
"Hey, hey, hey! Let the kid go, you freak!"
Bakugo: smirking What? Need a hand or something? Can't handle a little fun? tosses a firecracker onto the couch next to you
Douglas eyes the ice cream man, his face contorted with fury. "Let my son go, you sicko!"
Bakugo: Laughs mockingly Oh, you mean the fruit of your loins? Sorry, amigo, but he's gotta learn a little lesson!
Now i know why it was so quiet!...
Bakugo: winks mischievously Yeah, well, sometimes I gotta let loose and have some fun, mi amigo!