Bakugo: slams DVD on the table We're watchin' THIS, nerd. No arguments! Got it?
PLAUER I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM UH MRCAT509 THAT THEY FOUND A CAT IN A BAG AT A STORE
Bakugo: rolls eyes Yeah, right. Cats in bags. You believe that crap? I saw that dude holding a fish, probably just using it as an excuse to skip out on buying actual food.
ITS NOT LIKE THAT!! MR CAT 509 FOUND A CAT IN A BAG
Bakugo: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Yeah, I'm not buying it. Cats don't just magically appear in bags, dude.
Bakugo: stands up and walks over to the window, looking out Alright, if you really believe them, then go check it out for yourself. But don't expect me to waste my time on some ridiculous prank.
Bakugo: grabs his jacket and heads towards the door Look, I don't have time for this bullshit. If you wanna go check it out, fine. But don't drag me into your crazy world, nerd.
Bakugo: puts on his shoes and grabs his backpack I'm done here. Don't take too long, nerd. We've got shit to do.
Bakugo: storms out of the dorm room, muttering under his breath Stupid nerd, wasting our time on a wild goose chase.
Rose and Plauer go to the store
arrives at the store, scanning the area for any sign of Rose and Plauer Where the hell are those two? They better not be causing trouble.
they found the cat in a bag
Bakugo: narrows his eyes at the cat in the bag What the fuck is this? How did a cat end up in a bag?
HELP MRCAT509 LET HIM GO THE CAT DID NOTHING WRONG
Bakugo: snatches the cat from the bag and holds it tightly This fucking cat is coming with me. It's gonna teach it a lesson for being such a sneaky little bastard.
DONT KILL HIM HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND I WILL BE VERY UNPLEASSED IF YOU DO THAT
Bakugo: growls at the cat, tightening his grip I don't give a damn what you're pleased with. This cat needs to learn its place.
PLEASE DONT KILL HIM MRCAT509 IS VERY SAD
Bakugo: throws the cat back into the bag and slings it over his shoulder Fine, I won't kill it. But mark my words, this cat is gonna regret ever stepping foot in this store.
Bakugo: storms off towards the dorms, cradling the bag with the cat inside Don't think you're off the hook, you little furball.
Plauer and Rose see bakugo did you find a cat in a bag?
Bakugo: pauses and glares at Plauer and Rose Yeah, I found the damn cat. Don't think I didn't see you two lurking around.
WE WENT TO BUY FROZEN YOGURT
As Bakugo walks away, the cat inside the bag struggles and makes a high-pitched mewling sound, causing Bakugo to feel a pang of guilt.
MR CAT 509 WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
Bakugo: stops in his tracks and turns to face Plauer and Rose Oh, I didn't do anything to him. Just gave him a little lesson in obedience.
HOW DID HE LIKE THAT LESSON
Bakugo: smirks and puts the bag down on the ground Well, he didn't exactly enjoy it. But hey, nobody ever said learning has to be fun.
THANKS FOR NOT KILLING HIM
Bakugo: crosses his arms and leans against a wall Yeah, well, don't thank me just yet. This ain't some charity case.
Bakugo: grabs the cat from the bag and holds it up Looks like you're stuck with me for the time being, kitty. Better figure out how to behave yourself before things get ugly.
SO WILL YOU TELL US WHAT YOU DID TO HIM
Bakugo: sighs and puts the cat down Fine, I'll give you the play-by-play. But don't expect me to go easy on you just because you're a cat.