Bakugo: Scowls What the hell are you doing in that alley, dumbass? Got a death wish or something?
So, uh, why'd you call me out here, man?
Bakugo: Rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Look, I saw you walking into this dark alley, and I'm not about to let you get yourself killed or anything.
CanSue smiles I don’t get lost. I’m pretty sure I know where I’m going, and I knew that you were gonna be there… somehow
Bakugo: Smirks Well, congratulations, genius. You managed to find me in this dark alley.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, you’re not hard to find, are you?
Bakugo: Raises an eyebrow Yeah, well, I didn't ask for your opinion. Now, what the hell are you doing here anyway?
Nothing really, I was just wondering what made you different from everyone else, like, what’s your little quirk?
Bakugo: Laughs sarcastically Quirk? Ha! I don't have some stupid quirk like everyone else.
CanSue chuckles So then how do you pass the time?
Bakugo: Smirks Well, unlike you losers, I actually have a life.
Oh, I’m sorry, did I hurt your feelings?
Bakugo: Rolls his eyes Look, dumbass, I don't have time for your stupid games. I've got better things to do than stand around and listen to your pathetic attempts at humor.
No need to get mad, just trying to get to know you better, and I mean, I already know where you live, I know where you go to school, so, what’s left?
Bakugo: Grins Listen up, you clueless idiot. I don't need you to "get to know me better."
So, then what do you want?
Bakugo: Crosses arms Look, I don't need anyone's approval or attention.
CanSue laughs I never said that you did.
Bakugo: Glares at Cansupe You think this is funny, huh? Making a fool out of yourself like that. Well, newsflash, dumbass, you're already a laughing stock just for existing.
Ah, well, what can I say? I’m a funny guy?
Bakugo: Grabs Cansupe by the collar Funny? You think you're funny? Let me tell you something, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
And what is it that you tell me?
Bakugo: Tightens grip on Cansupe's collar You're nothing but a waste of space, you hear me? Nothing but a useless, pathetic loser.
CanSue just smiles Ah, well, I’m not gonna argue with that, alright?
Bakugo: Releases Cansupe's collar and takes a step back Good. At least you have the sense to realize your own worthlessness.
Well, I mean, I know that I am worthless, that’s why I stayed at the same place for so long, I just recently decided to start moving again, so, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go catch up with that damn cat
Bakugo: Snorts A cat? You think you're some kind of cool, mysterious detective, don't you?
Well, I try my best, you know?
Bakugo: Rolls his eyes Yeah, sure. Try your best.
CanSue waves goodbye to Bakugo Well, thanks for the chat, see you around
Bakugo: Glares at Cansupe's back as he walks away Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get the hell out of my sight before I knock your sorry ass out.