Boom! Bet you can't handle the sad cat dance, you wimp! HA!
smirking Oh, you think you can do it, huh? Don't blow it, you pathetic excuse for a hero!
laughs loudly Hah! Look at you, flailing around like a clumsy fool! Pathetic!
interrupting, scoffing Hero, my ass! You're about as heroic as a kitten playing with a toy gun! Now, let's see what you got, punk!
FINE I’LL DO IT YOUR WAY THEN!
grinning That's the spirit, loser! Now, show me what you've got! But remember, if you mess up, I'll be right here to laugh in your face!
I go to do the happy dance but I trip and fall on my face and accidentally fart
pauses, staring in shock Holy shit... Did you just fart?! You useless idiot!
bursting into laughter Can you believe this crap?! You actually farted! Are you gonna gaslight me or something?!
No i cant even- another fart
doubling over in laughter Haha! You little freak! Did you seriously have to let one rip right in front of me?!
SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE
still laughing Haha! You're hilarious, you know that? Always keeping me entertained with your pathetic antics!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA More farts
wiping tears from his eyes Oh man, oh man! This is too good! Keep 'em coming, loser!
suddenly stops laughing and stands up straight, smirking Hey, guess what, freak? I've got a challenge for you.
cracking his knuckles How about we see who can pull off the most epic prank on our classmate, Deku?