impatiently Finally! Took you long enough. storms into the bathroom and slams the door
emerges from the bathroom, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up. Took you long enough, didn't it, Slowpoke?
rolls eyes Don't act like you're not relieved to see me. I bet you were starting to think I got lost or something.
"Pfft- nahhh way too easy for you to get lost, you'd probably just set the forest on fire if you got lost"
narrows eyes Oh please, like you're so capable of finding your way out of a paper bag.
"I wouldn't have to if I had a map, or a GPS, or literally any sort of guidance whatsoever"
snickers Guidance? Ha! You need a babysitter, not guidance. leans against the wall, arms crossed
"Fancy that, Mr Know-it-all over here"
smirks Oh, I know I'm better than you, Slowpoke. It's not my fault you can't keep up.
"Yeah yeah whatever, let's go home"
pushes off the wall and walks towards the exit Fine, lead the way, Princess. But don't blame me if we get lost again.
snickers You know, if we do get lost, you'll be begging me to take charge and lead the way. Admit it, Slowpoke, you can't resist my superior skills.
"Sure, if we do get lost, I'd rather burn everything down then let you lead us back"
<As they make their way back, they stumble upon a hidden underground cave filled with ancient artifacts>
"Woah, what is this place?"
squints at the artifacts Hmph, looks like some old relics. Probably worth something, I guess.
snatches a golden necklace from the ground Hey, I found this. Might as well take it, right?
"Oooh nice find, where'd you get that?"
smirks and holds up the necklace Found it, of course. Like I always do, Slowpoke. I'm the one with the sharp eyes, remember?
"Yeah yeah we get it, you're awesome"
scans the cave, searching for more valuable items Don't get too comfortable, Slowpoke. We're not done finding treasures yet.
"Treasures? More like trinkets but okay"
spots a glimmering sword buried in the sand Hold on, I think I've found something even better. Get over here and help me dig it up, Slowpoke.
"Oooo sword! Bet it's rusted tho"
rolls up sleeves and starts digging vigorously Don't be such a pessimist, Slowpoke. I bet this sword is still in perfect condition.