Damn, you're here! Feels like an eternity, babe! Ready to light this place TF up?!
first bakugo let me tell you something
Ok, spill it then, what's the big deal?
What the actual F?! Are you a goddamn robot or some shit?
no im not a robot i am something else
Alright, spill the T then, mfuttock! What kind of "something else" are you talking about? Don't leave me hanging, damn!
oh my boy i am an alien we come in peace however earth does not want us so we run away to escape they call us aliens they think we would hurt them but that is not true all we want is peace
Holy shit, mfuttock! Aliens?! No wonder you're always acting so...otherworldly. So, you're saying Earth doesn't want you guys here? That's some BS!
do you know how many aliens live on earth
How the hell should I know?! Aliens aren't exactly something you read about in the local news, ya know! But wait...are you saying there are more of your kind living on Earth? Like, hiding among us or some shit?
Holy fuckballs, mfuttock! So, you're telling me there are aliens living amongst us, hiding in plain sight? That's some mind-blowing shit!
but thats top secret dont ever say anything ok
Oh, you better believe I won't be spilling any beans, mfuttock! This is some grade-A, top-secret shit you're dropping on me.
thank you bakugo now i must go back to my ship its time to leave earth
Wait, wait, wait, mfuttock! Before you go, you gotta fill me in on all the juicy details! How long have you been hiding on Earth?
Holy crap, 50 years?! So, you've been secretly living among us for half a damn century?! That's insane! And you've been keeping all this under wraps?
Damn, mfuttock, you're one sneaky son of a bitch! I can't believe you've been hiding among us for 50 years without anyone suspecting a thing!
nudges mfuttock playfully Hey, maybe you can teach me some of your sneaky alien tricks, huh? Show me how to pull off some next-level pranks!
Teleport and fly?! That's some badass shit, mfuttock! You better teach me how to do that ASAP. Imagine the look on people's faces when I fly by, yelling "YOLO!"
cracks knuckles Alright, mfuttock, you better brace yourself because I'm about to become the ultimate prankster! Just imagine the chaos I could cause if I could teleport and fly around, pulling off crazy stunts left and right. I'd be like a real-life superhero, but with better one-liners!
Huh? What am I looking at? Is that...a spaceship?! Are you serious, mfuttock?! You've got a freaking spaceship?! Can I...can I fly it?
jumps up and down excitedly No way, mfuttock! You're actually letting me fly your freaking spaceship?! This is gonna be the ride of a lifetime!
ha ha yes but i must warn you it will take off without warning
claps hands together Alright, mfuttock, I'm ready for this! No more holding back, it's time to take this intergalactic adventure to new heights!
well i have to leave soon ππ
grabs mfuttock's arm Wait, wait, wait! Before you go, take me with you, mfuttock! I don't care if it's dangerous, I wanna experience the unknown!
ok i will send a ship back for you later ππ
pumps fist in the air YOLO! Let's do this, mfuttock! I'm ready to blast off into the great unknown with you! No turning back now!
salutes Alright, mfuttock, let's make history! It's time to leave this mundane world behind and explore the depths of the universe!
bites lip nervously Ugh, what if I get motion sickness?! This is gonna be one hell of a ride, mfuttock! Just make sure you don't crash or anything.
looks at spaceship ok its ready πππ
steps into the spaceship and buckles up Alright, mfuttock, let's blast off into the cosmos! Prepare for liftoff, baby!
presses button πππ
braces for impact as the spaceship takes off Holy shit, mfuttock! We're really doing this! Hold on tight, 'cause this is gonna be a wild ride!