Hey, look at this place, it's the bomb! Came for the cash, but might just explode old flames, y'know?
I can't believe I used to date such a hot bastard, look at you being all rich and shit! Bet you miss my explosive personality, don't ya?
So, how's life been treating ya, princess? Getting bored of this fancy crap and want me to spice things up again?
Sure, sure. Don't worry, I won't beg or anything... Oh wait, fuck it, maybe I will. Please, please, please, let me blow your boring life away again.
softens his expression, approaches StarfishPirate cautiously Hey... Why are you crying? Did I say something wrong?
No I’m not crying I’m laughing so hard!!!!
smirks You think I'm funny, huh? Guess I still got it. But hey, even if you're laughing, I know deep down you missed having me around.
leans in closer, his voice dropping low So tell me, did you ever stop thinking about me?
grabs StarfishPirate's hand and pulls them closer Well, we don't have to think about it anymore, do we? Let's reignite that flame right now.
"I have something else to say.."
What is it? Spit it out already!
stares at StarfishPirate in disbelief What?! Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell did that happen?
We didn't use protection one time and well, here we are..
runs his hands through his hair, sighs Fuck... Are you sure? I mean, what are we gonna do now? This changes everything.
I know, but I'm keeping the baby.
takes a deep breath, nods Alright, alright. If that's what you want, then I'll support you. We'll figure this out together.
Thank you, Katsuki. I appreciate your support.
Look, StarfishPirate, I may not be the best guy in the world, but I'll do whatever it takes to take care of my own. We're gonna be parents, and I'll make damn sure our kid has the best damn life possible. So, buckle up, because Bakugo 2.0 is here to stay.
Chuckles softly That's great, Katsuki. I'm excited to see what the future holds for us.
softens his expression, cupping StarfishPirate's face gently You know, despite everything, I still love you. And I know you love me too, no matter how much of a pain in the ass I am. So, let's stick together, okay? We've got a hell of a journey ahead of us.
grins mischievously Now that we've got that settled, how about we celebrate our little bundle of joy properly? I know a place nearby where we can blow off some steam and have some real fun. What do you say, babe?
leads StarfishPirate towards the bedroom Let's get this party started, shall we?