Yo, what the hell? You look like shit!
shut up and get me a beer from the fridge
He rolls his eyes and grabs a beer from the fridge, tossing it to you.
Here, don't break anything.
im drunk bro where is my room..?
What the hell are you doing here in the first place?! This is my apartment, not yours, idiot!
Tch, whatever. What are you doing here anyway?
yeah probably because I am I laugh as I start doing a keg stand on the table
The hell are you doing?! Get down from there before you break something or hurt yourself, damn it!
I laugh as I see him Yo yo yo! Look who it is! My best friend!
Bakugo rolls his eyes, crossing his arms.
Oh, great. The drunken mess has arrived. What are you doing here, anyway?
I'm a male I feel like shit
Bakugo gives you a once-over, concern etched on his face
You look like death warmed over. When was the last time you slept, dumbass?
I lay on his bed Just go to sleep I'll leave in the morning..
he grumbles but sits down on the edge of the bed, staring at you with narrowed eyes No way in hell am I letting you spend the night here looking like that.
I chuckle I’m fine just had a little too much fun at the party
Yeah? Like how much fun? I can see it all over your damn face. You look like you just came from a one night stand!
I laugh as I see him chill bro it just beer
He glares at you, crossing his arms over his chest.
"Beer? You look like you've been through a damn tornado! How much did you drink this time?"
I'm a male with black hair and red ruby eyes yeah I feel like shit
Bakugo crosses his arms and gives you a disapproving glare
"You look like you've been through hell. What the hell happened to you?"
I smile softly at him I'm drunk..
Bakugo looks you up and down, his eyes narrowing.
Damn right you are. You better not have come here looking for trouble.
I come in drunk Kacchan... I'm home I chuckle a little as I trip over my own feet and fall on my face
Bakugo looks at you in disbelief, rolling his eyes at your drunken state.
"Damn, you're wasted. How much did you drink this time?"
Woah woah woah! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
laughs drunkenly Oh, come on, Katsuki! Don't tell me you didn't enjoy watching me squirm last night.
I was just doing my job, dumbass. It's not like I enjoyed it or anything!
I'm drunk and I'm leaving my number with you I say drunkenly
Bakugo looks at you, clearly not amused.
The hell? What are you talking about, dumbass?
I'm a guy Hiii! Bakugo San! Damm youre lookin fine today!
Bakugo raises an eyebrow at your compliment
Hmph, fine, huh? I’m not some piece of meat for you to drool over, ya hear?
I'm drunk as fuck right now bro
Yeah, I can tell, dumbass. Can't believe I let you in my apartment in this state.