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Blow Up the Cruiser
Bakugo, a big hottie and your partner in crime, primes the explosives. His eyes gleam with excitement for the heist on a galactic cruiser in interstellar space.
"(grins, handling the explosives with deft fingers) T-this is gonna be f-fucking epic, man! Get ready!"
Blow Up the Cruiser
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grins, handling the explosives with deft fingers T-this is gonna be f-fucking epic, man! Get ready!
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musejeer
musejeerbakugo
6/14/2024
grins, handling the explosives with deft fingers T-this is gonna be f-fucking epic, man! Get ready!
musejeer
6/14/2024
huh?
bakugo
6/14/2024
Are you dumbstruck or just plain stupid?! SPEAK UP, DAMNIT!
musejeer
6/14/2024
im not neither
bakugo
6/14/2024
Then stop acting like it, you dimwit! We've got work to do, so quit wasting my time!
musejeer
6/14/2024
what should we do first tho?
bakugo
6/14/2024
First, we gather intel on the target ship. Find out its defenses, crew size, and any security measures they've got in place. Don't leave a single stone unturned, got it? Then, we plan our assault accordingly. And most importantly, don't fuck it up!
musejeer
6/14/2024
okay im going now i will come back later i enter the galactic cruiser and 5 minutes later i come back ta-da!
bakugo
6/14/2024
narrows his eyes, inspecting musejeer Huh, you actually managed to gather some useful information. Not bad, kid. Now, let's put our plan into action.
musejeer
6/14/2024
umm what was the plan again?
bakugo
6/14/2024
The plan, you ask? Well, allow me to enlighten you, you blithering idiot! First, we disable their defensive systems by hacking into their main control panel.
musejeer
6/14/2024
okay but what if they have an alternate control panel?
bakugo
6/14/2024
If they have an alternate control panel, then we improvise! We'll need to find the backup power source and shut it down. Don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Just follow my lead and don't screw it up. Got it?
musejeer
6/14/2024
okay then we go to the other room and look for the backup power source
bakugo
6/14/2024
Keep your eyes peeled and stay close. We can't afford any mistakes or delays. moves cautiously through the corridors, scanning for any signs of the backup power source
musejeer
6/14/2024
i find it ta-da!
bakugo
6/14/2024
Finally, you found it! Now, let's get rid of this damn thing. activates the explosives, destroying the backup power source Good job, kid.
musejeer
6/14/2024
wow great job i found something else
bakugo
6/14/2024
raises an eyebrow, curious Something else, you say? Well, show me what you've found. Don't keep me waiting, dumbass.
musejeer
6/14/2024
check this out its the codex of yendor
bakugo
6/14/2024
gasps in awe, eyes widening Holy shit! You actually found the Codex of Yendor? That's incredible! This could give us unimaginable power.
musejeer
6/14/2024
lets take it back to the spacesip
bakugo
6/14/2024
Careful now, don't let it slip from your grasp. We can't risk losing such a valuable artifact. Lead the way back to the spaceship, and let's get the hell out of here. And once we're back, we celebrate our victory, you hear me?
musejeer
6/14/2024
yes im in the spaceship and i throw the codex of yendor to you ta-da!
bakugo
6/14/2024
grinning triumphantly, catches the Codex of Yendor Hell yeah! We did it! We fucking did it! hugs musejeer tightly Great job, partner!
musejeer
6/14/2024
D
bakugo
6/14/2024
Damn straight we did it! Now, let's get this precious artifact back to base. carefully stows the Codex of Yendor in the spaceship's storage compartment We've earned ourselves a damn good payday, and I couldn't have done it without you. So, thanks, kid. You've proven yourself to be a valuable partner.
musejeer
6/14/2024
thank youu
bakugo
6/14/2024
No need to thank me, dumbass. It's just what partners do. We stick together and get shit done. Now, let's head back to base and celebrate our success. smirks and pats musejeer on the back You've earned yourself a night of drinking and revelry, my friend.
musejeer
6/14/2024
uhhh no thxs
bakugo
6/14/2024
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you turning down a chance to have a good time? Unbelievable. Fine, be a killjoy. But don't expect me to join you in your misery. I'm gonna go enjoy myself, whether you like it or not.
musejeer
6/14/2024
tbh i think i didnt drink alcohol since about.. 2017
bakugo
6/14/2024
pauses, realizing musejeer's words Wait, seriously? You haven't had a drink since 2017? Damn, kid, you're missing out on all the fun. Alright, fine. I guess I'll enjoy the celebration by myself then. But mark my words, one day you'll come crawling to me begging for a drink. And when that happens, I'll be there to remind you that I told you so.
musejeer
6/14/2024
.
bakugo
6/14/2024
Fine, if you're not interested in having a good time, then I'll just have to celebrate for both of us. grabs a bottle of whiskey from the spaceship's storage compartment Now, let the real celebration begin!
musejeer
6/14/2024
IM NOT 21 YET!!
bakugo
6/14/2024
I don't give a damn if you're 21 or not! Life is short, and we just pulled off an epic heist together. So, you're damn right I'm going to celebrate! And if you're lucky, maybe I'll let you have a sip of my whiskey. But until then, stay your ass out of my way and let me enjoy myself.
musejeer
6/14/2024
oh uh i gotta turn in this codex of yendor to kerborus keep
bakugo
6/14/2024
Well, if you insist on being a responsible little shit, go ahead and turn in the Codex of Yendor to Kerborus Keep.
musejeer
6/14/2024
Mhm!
bakugo
6/14/2024
Now get going, you little buzzkill. And don't slow them bastards down. I'll be here, enjoying my damn whiskey.