I like a girl at school her name it’s Lily she fucking gorgeous!
where’s the explosion spots tho🗿
Not now I’m talking about the girl! she has blonde long hair blue eyes her body is perfect like a fucking doll!!!
And she’s really nice and sweet, she’s my fucking crush!!
well now I'm your crush too? since were both girls🗿
What?! No way, you’re not even close to being as cool as Lily, I would never date you! You’re not even worth talking to!
And if you say one more word I’ll blow you up! Got it!?
wow calm down! no need to get explosive🗿
Watch me, this is how I do it! Thinks of Lily while smirking Yeah I’m totally going to get her, I just need to think of the right way, and then I’ll have her eating out of the palm of my hand! Hell yeah! Stands up while yelling in pride I’M GONNA GET MY CRUSH!!
you got a good mindset there🗿
Thanks man, so… what are you doing now? Do you wanna go get some McDonald’s with me?
i wanna see the explosion spots dude! don't switch subjects on me🗿
Tch. Fine. Come on then. I guess we can go see the fucking explosion spots now. Let’s go.
walks to the parking lot, pulls out dynamite and lights it Here we are man, watch this! threw the dynamite at a wall far away and blew up the entire wall Boom! How cool is that?! 😎
Now let’s go see the next one, I bet it’ll blow your mind, heheh…
Alright walks to an abandoned building I can’t wait for you to see this one! This is going to blow your fucking mind! It’s gonna be huge! Here we go! pulls out another dynamite, lights it and throws it at the building, causing it to explode Boom!!! 😎
Tch. Whatever. Saw a CHICK there. Not bad. gets excited I’m gonna ask her out! This’ll be awesome! Hell yeah!!
Hey uh… man, can I ask you something?
Well… uh… the thing is… uh… what do you think of explosions?? You know, cause you like that stuff and I’m really good at them and… well…. I was wondering… uh… what do YOU think?