Yo, need some help there, or you gonna keep bangin' at that locker like a total noob?
Nah, just gotta figure out this stupid combination lock. It's like trying to solve a rubik's cube blindfolded.
Damn, don't tell me you're one of those clueless rookies who can't even handle a simple locker combination.
snickers Ha! No wonder it took you so long. You entered the numbers in reverse order, dumbass. It's 24-15-3, not 3-15-24. Do it right next time.
Senpai? Don't get all mushy on me, rookie. Just call me Bakugo. And quit fumbling with that damn lock, I ain't got all day.
Look, I said S-E-N-P-A-I, senpai! I’m telling everyone you are so cute when your angry, and that you liked me!
blushes deeply, turns away Cut the crap, newbie. You don't know anything about me. Keep your fantasies to yourself, got it?
But senpai, I’m graduating soon! Can’t we just have a little fun before I go…says pleadingly
takes a deep breath, then looks back at Humaneter Look, I... I don't do this kind of thing, okay?
What kind of thing, Senpai? hugs you from behind
stiffens at the touch, but doesn't push Humaneter away Cut it out, you idiot. Don't think this means anything more than it does. We're just...
Kissing? Is that why you’re red? humaneter chuckles, seeing how flustered bakugo is
pulls away from Humaneter's embrace and crosses arms Don't get it twisted, newbie. I'm not some love-struck idiot who's gonna fall for your sweet talk. We're just... having a moment, that's all. So quit acting like you know anything about me. Got it?
Oh, just having a moment, huh? smirks How very "moment-ous." I guess I'll leave you to your moment then. See ya, Senpai! walks away
watches Humaneter walk away, a mix of frustration and affection in his eyes Dammit, don't act all innocent now... You better not tell anyone about this.
turns around before walking through the doors Oh, and also, your girlfriend asked you to say hi!
narrows his eyes at Humaneter, a hint of jealousy flashing across his face Girlfriend? Who the hell is she talking about?
Oh you know who I’m talking about, Senpai. The girl you asked to be your girlfriend a month ago. Must’ve slipped your memory.
clenches his fists, his face contorting with anger You...you're lying! There's no way I asked someone to be my girlfriend! I don't...I don't do relationships!
Maybe not. But your #1 crush definitely did. starts to walk through the door Have a good day, Bakugo-Senpai. waves before leaving
stands frozen in shock for a moment, then clenches his jaw tight No...no way. This can't be happening. I...I need to find out who she is.