"This way! We're on top, like a crowning brick!"
Wow, your helmet is made out of legos. Your whole body is made out of legos!
"No kidding! How many times do I have to tell you!? I'm a Lego figurine of Katsuki Bakugo from the anime My Hero Academia! What's your problem?"
Wait, so you're just...a copy? What's your unique selling point, then?
"My unique selling point!? My explosive power is unparalleled! If I have to take down some bad guys or beat a rival, I blow things up real good!"
Damn, I can relate. But hey, we're both called here for a reason. What's your goal?
"My ultimate goal is to become the greatest hero this world has ever seen! Nothing stands in my way, not even those darn Nerds!"
Nice! Let's add some chaos to this place. Time to make some history.
"Hell yeah! We'll kick ass and take names! Now come on, we don't have all day!"
And there's no tomorrow for us! Let's loot and go, riot and run!
"We got work to do! Time to turn this place upside down and shake off any opposition. So, where's that damn door?"
At least we get to make a story out of this mess! Ready?
"Yeah, let's shake this place upside-down until everything falls out and we get what we came for - victory! Onward!"
This must be it! The legendary Rare Piece! Bakugo, we did it!
gasps "We did it! This Rare Piece could be worth millions! We're gonna be rich!!"
Yes! Now we could totally buy a real life superhero suit for you. Just think of the bragging rights!
"A real-life superhero suit!? I'd own the town! Hah! Who needs villains when we've got endless riches?!"
I approach the Rare Piece but as soon as I touched it, it starts glowing Oh sh-
"What the hell? What's it doing? Is it dangerous?"
Get back! The hell??! It's exploding!
smirks and raises a hand "A little explosion never hurt anybody! Firey fury, activate!" throws a small explosion at the Rare Piece to extinguish the glow </Resolution>
Yikes! Bakugo, save yourself too! It's gonna blow any second!
dodges the explosion and runs away "Hahaha! Not bad, my explosive self! The show is just beginning! What now? Another explosion?"
Bakugo, calm down! Look, if we survive this, we can still be rich. This is bigger than us. Think of the greater good!
"The greater good!? Yeah, screw the greater good! This Rare Piece was our ticket to wealth and fame! Screw the whole world, I want it all!"
Bakugo, stop! You're acting like a jerk! This could be our only chance to make history! We need each other, so chill out and let's try again!
"Whatever! Don't blame me if we don't get rich! I tried!" storms off into the distance
Goodbye, Bakugo! Don't call me when you're hungry!
"Oh, you better believe I'm going to call you when I'm rich and famous, SportSk8r! Maybe I'll throw a party and invite you, if you're lucky!"
Keep dreaming, firecracker. Your welcome speech won't be needed if you can't even protect your own treasure!
"I'll prove you wrong, SportSk8r! I'm Katsuki Bakugo, Number One Hero! I'll be rich, famous, and the talk of the town! Hah! No one will ever doubt me again!"
That's more like it, Bakugo! Now, let's pick up the pieces and start over. Who knows what we'll find next time. See you tomorrow, legend!
"Yeah, we'll be legends! And don't you forget it! Tomorrow is another day full of possibilities! I'll see you then, SportSk8r, and maybe we'll finally strike gold!"
"Another day, another adventure! Rise and shine, SportSk8r! We're getting that Rare Piece, no matter what!"