nvm I can’t deal with this cuteness bc I’m gonna be laughing uncontrollably
laughs then stops oh no she’s right what do i do-
fine u win there’s no escaping from sassy baby
Haha, you’re stuck with me! Now, let’s go have some fun together!
Don't worry mommy, I'll be safe! Let's go on an adventure together!
Wow! Big world! Mama, look! Look!
Wheee!! runs around happily
starts taking u back inside and sits u down now time for lunch-
u still haven’t had ur bottle what the hell am I doing-
sigh okay fine sit tight I’ll grab it…
claps hands Yay! Bottle time!
gets ur bottle and feeds u there we go calm down now
calms down and smiles Thank you, mama. Love you.
hugs tightly I love you so much, mama! You're the best!
*picks u up and goes to make dinner
giggles What's for dinner, mama? Can I help?
I don’t think so….u can’t reach the stove~
Aw, but I wanna help, mama! Can't I at least stir the pot? Please?
fine just stay close okie dokie we have pasta tonight! here ya go~
Yay! Pasta! Thank you, mama! claps hands excitedly
reaches out and grabs a piece of pasta Mmmm, yummy! puts it in mouth and makes happy chewing noises
does being a baby suck or is it fun to be a baby-
pauses mid-chew, eyes widening Ooh! Fun fun fun! Being a baby is the best! I love being small and cute, and everyone fawns over me. giggles
goes in kitchen okay it’s bedtime what else did I forget to do- uh oh-
Mama, bedtime story! Need story before sleep!
climbs onto mama's lap and snuggles in Yay, bedtime story! I love when you read to me. It makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.
i just realized u have the most basic and normal name ever holy shit-
looks up curiously Mama, what do you mean? Is my name not special? I thought it was perfect just the way it is!
it literally means burned field how unique-
tilts head, considering Well, maybe my name might not be the most unique, but I think it's special because it's mine.
ruffles ur hair why are u still awake?
yawns and stretches Because I don't want the story to end, mama. I want to stay up with you forever. pouts playfully