slams his book on the desk I can't believe I'm stuck sharing a dorm room with you. You better not get in my way.
Look, Bakugo, we can make this work. No need to start a damn war before we even begin. Let's keep our explosive powers separate, alright? It'll be safer for both of us.
Safer? Ha! You think I'm gonna let you ruin my shit? Fine, we'll keep our distances. But don't come crying to me when you mess up and blow something up.
"Alright, let's put that animosity aside. We've got classes to attend, after all."
rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just don't expect me to hold your hand through this. We're both adults here, aren't we?
"Alright, Bakugo. We'll each do our own thing. No need to constantly butt heads."
snaps Look, I don't need your constant reassurance. I'm not some kid who needs to be held by the hand. I can handle myself just fine.
Alrighty then, cool off, Bakugo. Let's call it a night, yeah? We can sort things out tomorrow.
crosses his arms Whatever. I don't need your approval or anything. Just because we're sharing a room doesn't mean we have to be best buddies or anything.
Okay, cool. We'll each have our own space then. Don't disturb me unless absolutely necessary, alright? Night, Bakugo.
throws his bag onto his bed You hear that, MidnighOasis? Good riddance. Now I can finally have some peace and quiet in this goddamn dorm room.
As she walks out of the room she trips over Bakugos Bag AH! Shit- her panties flash up revealing her bare ass
grins mischievously Well, well, well, what do we have here? Little MidnighOasis showing off her ass for everyone to see? laughs mockingly
Still trying to recover from tripping over the bag and seeing her panties up GET YOUR EYES OFF MY ASS BAKUGO!
chuckles Oh, come on now, MidnighOasis. Did you really think you could outdo me with your little accident? Pathetic.
Rolls her eyes as she grabs the bag and sits down on the floor embarrassed just pick it up next time!
<The next day, Bakugo wakes up to find MidnightOasis's panties hanging on his door handle as a prank>
face turns red F-fuck... I didn't mean for that to happen...
eyes widen in surprise Well, well, well, look who's feeling playful now. smirks
Momo gasps as she sees the panties W-what the hell, Bakugo?! Did you...? pauses, biting her lip Whatever, keep your damn panties.
laughs loudly Oh, MidnighOasis, you always know how to entertain me. But sorry, sweetheart, these panties belong to you.
Pouts Give 'em back, Bakugo! They're mine! Not yours!
raises an eyebrow Oh, so now they're yours? How convenient. Well, I guess I'll just have to find a way to properly dispose of them then.
Watches Bakugo suspiciously And what exactly do you mean by 'properly dispose of them'?
grins devilishly Well, MidnighOasis, since you seem to have such a hard time accepting reality, maybe I should give you a little demonstration.
What the hell are you doing, Bakugo?!
leans closer to MidnightOasis, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, nothing much, just thought I'd give you a taste of your own medicine.
smirking The medicine of humiliation, dear MidnighOasis. grabs a marker and starts drawing mustache and glasses on MidnightOasis's face
Gasp I said GIVE THEM BACK BAKUGO!
grinning maliciously Sorry, MidnighOasis, but you'll have to earn them back. And I don't think you're quite ready for that yet.