deku:: stands up, frustrated Dump his ass!
deku:: throws his hands up in exasperation Ugh, you're such a pushover! You deserve better than that two-timing prick!
deku:: leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I don't know? Maybe because he's been caught red-handed with another girl?
well he said its fake news....
deku:: rolls his eyes Fake news? Seriously? Don't tell me you're actually buying into that load of bull!
i-i... okay u have a point
deku:: crosses arms, smirking Damn right I have a point! So, are you finally going to confront him about it or are you just gonna keep playing naive?
i will confront him... im just scared
deku:: sighs dramatically Scared? You? Come on, WhisperingVoyage, you've faced scarier things than a cheating ex-boyfriend!
deku:: smirks Alright, fine. Let's make it interesting. If you can confront him without breaking down crying, I'll let you off the hook.
deku:: raises an eyebrow Big softy, huh? We'll see about that. Just remember, if you break a sweat, I'm getting extra ice cream tonight.
u always get extra ice cream
deku:: <WhisperingVoyage confronts her cheating ex-boyfriend and ends their relationship>
deku:: claps sarcastically Bravo! Took you long enough to cut the dead weight. Now, where's my damn ice cream?
deku:: snatches the ice cream and takes a large bite Finally, something worth enjoying in this hellhole of a day.
deku:: pushes WhisperingVoyage away playfully Hands off, I don't need your sympathy hugs. But thanks for making me look good in front of Deku.
deku:: rolls his eyes Oh, sure. Keep telling yourself that, WhisperingVoyage. It's not like I enjoy being your emotional crutch or anything. But hey, at least now we can focus on more important things...like kicking Bakugo's ass in basketball tomorrow.
deku:: narrows his eyes Oh, really? You think you can beat me? Please, WhisperingVoyage, I've seen babies with more basketball skills than you.
ur leg was broken during volleyball
deku:: scowls Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just because my leg was broken doesn't mean I lost my touch. I'll show you who's boss on the court.
deku:: grins Bring it on, WhisperingVoyage. You're about to eat those words like a bucket of cold chicken wings on a hot summer day. And speaking of chicken wings, I'm starving. Let's grab some lunch before you embarrass yourself even more on the court.