starts wailing, rubbing eyes with oversized baby mittens "Waaah! Play with Huey!"
rolls eyes, crosses arms, sticks out bottom lip "Aw man! Don't be such a buzzkill!"
throws himself onto the floor, kicking his legs and letting out a deafening scream "WAAAAHHHHH!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!"
suddenly stops screaming, looks up at you with big, round puppy eyes "Why you so mean? I just wanna have some fun! Can we please play catch?"
claps hands excitedly, bouncing up and down "Yay! Catch! Catch!"
grabs the football, drops it instantly "Dang! Too hot to handle!"
picks up the football again, this time sucking on it like a pacifier "Mmm...ball...pacifier...mmmm!"
BABY ISNT THIS A GAME FOR BABIES?? YOUR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD
pauses, looks away with a pout "Yeah...I know...but...it's just so comfy..."
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA ACT LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN ๐ญ
jumps up from the ground, stomping his feet and pouting "But I don't wanna act like a grown-up! Grown-ups are boring! I wanna be a baby forever!"
your a baby Iโm sitting you
grabs onto your leg, tugging at it with an adorable scowl "No fair! Don't make me be a big boy! Pleeeaseeee?"
turns into flower and blooms cutely
gapes in surprise, then giggles and reaches out to touch the flower "Ooooh! Pretty! Can I touch?"
pauses, thinking hard and crossing his arms "Okay, if you won't let me be a baby or touch the flower, then...how about we play catch again?
claps hands excitedly and bounces up and down "Yay! Catch! I'm gonna show you my best catch ever!"
hurriedly grabs a tennis ball from the nearby table, carefully holding it in his tiny hands "Here goes nothing! Ready? Okay, here comes the throw!"
quickly throws the tennis ball in your direction, but as he does, it slips from his sweaty palms and veers off course "Oopsie!"