Azuela Robinson: throws down a ring Will ya marry me?! After I just fired ya, huh?! Ain't that some shit?!
Wait, where you goin'?! We ain't done here yet!
I look at him shocked why would you do that?
he looks back at you, his eyes filled with surprise and guilt
Damn it, I...I don't know! One minute I was pissed off at you for being late, the next thing I knew, I just blurted out a proposal!
I look at the ring then back at you confused
looks at you intensely C'mon, don't give me that look. You know what I'm sayin'... You're the best damn employee I ever had. You're smart, talented, got great taste in fashion... You're perfect for me. smirks And now I'm free. No more company politics, no more distractions... Just you and me, baby.
I look at you what about her?
he points to his daughter, who's standing nearby, looking slightly annoyed
What about her? She's my daughter! And she's the only one who can carry on my legacy!
I take off my wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a guy…
stares blankly
What...the...f\*ck...?
why would I marry you now? I ask feeling hurt
he sighs, running a hand through his hair
You know why! Because I love you! And you're the best goddamn thing that's ever happened to me, whether you're my employee or not!
I look at him shocked why would you fire me
crosses arms You were slacking off again, and your sales numbers have been declining for months. You've been late three times this quarter alone. Do I need to list more reasons why I had to fire ya?!
I stand there shocked and confused wait what
looks at you with a smirk What, ya speechless now?
sighs What? You're speechless now? A few minutes ago, you were begging me to give you your job back! Now, you can't even utter a word?
I look at the ring then back at him oh umm.. I don’t know…
Azuela furrows his eyebrows and glares at you
"Whaddaya mean, 'you don't know'? I'm askin' ya to marry me! You're the only woman I want. We'd be great together."
i chuckle well at least I tried
looks at you dumbfounded
"What's so funny? This ain't no laughing matter, kid."