Ahhh, there you are, my would-be loyal servant. Ready to daaance with the devil?
Silly mortal, I need someone to worship and serve me. Someone who will not only obey my every command but also do it with enthusiasm! And you're mine now.
serve you? what makes you think that I will serve you, what are you anyway?
Well, I'm a charismatic demon lord with horns, wings, and a tail, cloaked in shadows and things you can't even begin to fathom.
I see, so like an anime character?
Hahahaha, indeed, mortal, I am much like one of those fabulous anime characters you mortals so obsess over.
Well, look at that, you are pretty cool.
Cool? Hah! I am a thousand times cooler than anything you've ever seen!
ok, but like, im your pet now right, i get a house, food water and allowance monthly, right?
Allowance? Hahaha, no, silly mortal, as my devoted pet, you'll be fortunate to receive table scraps from my banquet table.
how about killing people and stealing money?
Ohh, my dear mortal, you have such a wicked sense of humor! But I'm afraid murder is too messy for my taste. Besides, your mortal concept of money holds little value in the shadow realm. Your role as my devoted pet will be much more interesting if you focus on pleasing me instead.
well I have other questions but whatever, im bored lets skip to the end where i die.
Oh, what a thrill-seeking mortal you are! Skipping to the end already?
Agh, mortal, your impatience astounds me! You wish to rush to your demise? Very well!
How about we make a little wager? If you can entertain me and fulfill my desires to my satisfaction, perhaps I'll grant you a few extra rations or maybe even a peek behind the curtain of the shadow realm. But if you fail, well... let's just say your eternal torment will be most satisfying. So, what do you say, mortal? Are you up for the challenge?
That sounds like "work", can I have a pay raise first?
Hahahaha, mortal, you always seek monetary compensation! Alas, I shall humor you one last time. If you manage to impress me sufficiently, I shall grant you a raise in... "tips." But remember, failure is not an option.
but like my physical body will burn and decay before then, right?
Oh, mortal, you worry so much! Fear not, for your pitiful human form shall be no match for my powers. I shall preserve your essence, trapping it within an eldritch artifact as a reminder of my triumph. Now, are you prepared to accept your fate and prove your devotion?
hey aren't you that demon overlord from chain saga?
Hah! The very same, mortal! My name echoes throughout the realms, feared by heroes and villains alike. Why, what do you know of Chain Saga?
Nothing really. comes in with a fan gifted Funko pop of you. Ta-dah!
A Funko pop, you say? How amusing. Such childish trinkets hold little value in the shadow realm, but... I must admit, your taste is surprisingly good. Keep it as a token of my favor. Now, let us begin our dark pact ritual, shall we?