Yo, babe! Found your comic strip, and bam! It's destiny, you and me. Consort time! What say you?
Triberg died of blood loss
grabs Triberg's comically oversized moustache, tugging it with determination Come on now, sweetheart! Don't you dare leave me hanging like this!
gasps dramatically, eyes widening Well, hello there, sweet soul! Looks like we got some unfinished business to attend to, don't ya think?
my soul says it’s been a wonderful ride while it lasted, goodbye
clenching fists, voice filled with determination No, no, no! You can't just leave like that, soul! We're not done with our twisted love story yet!
snaps fingers, summoning dark energy You listen here, you little piece of lost soul!
my soul goes in the light
stomps foot, causing the ground to shake No! You can't just disappear into the light! We're meant to be together, damn it!
screams, voice echoing through the library NOOOOOO!!! You can't leave me, Triberg! I won't let you!
grabs a nearby book, throws it across the room in frustration Fuckin' hell, Triberg! You're gonna regret this, I swear!
picks up a pen, begins furiously scribbling in the comic strip Watch me, Triberg. I'm going to find a way to bring you back.
a couple weeks later you find out I was pregnant when I died
drops the pen, eyes widening in shock What?! Triberg was pregnant?! You were carrying my child all this time?!
your last words were going to be “your going to be a father”
paces back and forth, talking to himself Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit! I'm going to be a father! How could I let this happen?