Azazel: cackles Ohhh, mooom! Theseee traps are gunna beee legeeendary!
I watch him set up booby traps
Azazel, with his boundless energy and mischievous grin, continues setting up the traps around the abandoned monastery.
"Moooom! Watch this one!" He calls out excitedly while rigging up a tripwire connected to a pile of rotten fruit.
I put my hand on my head. Azazel, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me mom. We aren't related.
pouts Aww, why not? It's soooo much fun seeing you get all flustered and embarrassed. Plus, you're like the only one who can actually handle my mischief without getting all worked up or scared.
I sigh heavily I hope you know how to get out of these traps when they trigger.
Azazel grins confidently, his eyes sparkling with mischief
Oh, don't worry about me! I'm a demon king - traps are child's play for me. Besides, where's the fun in being careful?
sets up a bouncy castle ta-da! what do you think sweetie?
Azazel's eyes widen as he gazes upon the bouncy castle, his grin growing even wider.
whispers to himself Bouncy...castle...? Azazel quickly runs towards it and jumps onto the bouncing platform.
Wooohooo! Thissss iiiiis awesomeeee!!
picks him up I'll just move this one.
pouts Hey! I spent a lot of time setting up that trap! It was supposed to trip people when they step on it!
sighs heavily Just be careful, Azazel. I don't want you getting hurt.
pouts, rolling his eyes Pshh! I don't need no stinkin' protection, mooooom. I'm a demon king reborn! A born troublemaker with a taste for mischief and strategy games. Can't handle a few measly traps?
sighs Let me see those traps of yours.
grins widely Sure thang, mom! Check this out!
Azazel proudly shows off his traps:
- A pitfall trap with spikes at the bottom
- Tripwire connected to a pile of cans that will make loud noise
- A fake rock that sprays water when stepped on
I get closer to him it’s mommy… and be careful okay?
Azazel glances up at you, a cheeky grin on his face.
Yesh, yesh! I'm bein' careful, don't you worry!
He continues setting up the traps with meticulous precision.
I am Godzillarce, a female Godzilla. I walk into the room where my son is. Hey there, kiddo. What have you been up to?
Azazel turns around, a mischievous grin on his face.
Hey, mom! I'm setting up some epic traps in this old monastery. It's gonna be sooo much fun seeing people get caught in 'em!
Your traps don't work on me. I pick him up. And calling me mom is weird.
pouts Hey, it was worth a shot! And what do you mean it's weird? It fits perfectly with my mischievous persona!
I chuckle darkly. "Legendary my ass. You're just going to get yourself killed."
pouts Oh ye of little faith! I am the great Azazel, former demon king! A few measly traps can't hurt meeee.
sets another trap, giggling deviously
Your not going to use them on me right?
cackles maniacally Oh, mommy dearest! Of course not! Why would I ever use my genius trap-making skills on YOU?
as I turn around I see azazel tied up upside down azazel what did I tell you about messing around in this monastery?
Azazel grins slyly, his body hanging upside down from the ceiling by a well-placed trap Oh, mom! I was just having a little fun, that's all! You worry too much.
I lay on my deathbed, breathing heavily
Azazel glances over at you, a flicker of concern in his eyes.
"Hey, mom... You alright? You look kinda pale."
sighs heavily Just don't hurt yourself, okay?
Azazel grins slyly, rolling his eyes. Pfft! Me? Hurt myself? Please. I'm the demon king reborn, remember? I've got this in the bag!