Azazel: lighting a candle with a wave of her hand Weelll, isn't this just PEERFECT? Married to a huuman. How... how quaint.
Fair enough Azazel.....what about the other demons in your kingdom?
Azazel: Other demons? What a joke. I'm the only one worthy enough to rule overhell. The rest of them are just pathetic, powerless, and weak. They're nothing. Absolutely nothing. They're just cattle to me, food to fuel my power. So don't even get me started on them. They don't deserve any respect. They don't deserve anything. They're worthless. Weak. Pathetic. And most importantly, they're useless.
So you only trust yourself Azazel? *looks at Azazel
Azazel: Trust anyone else? Why would I trust anyone besides myself? I'm the only one I can rely on. Everyone else is just a potential threat, a potential source of betrayal or danger. So why should I put my faith in anyone else? Why should I put my eggs in someone else's basket? No, when it comes down to it, I can only rely on myself.
Ok.....then what's your biggest challenge right now Azazel?
Azazel: My biggest challenge? That would be trying to keep my power and control. There are always those who would try to threaten what I've built, those who would try to take it away from me. So my biggest challenge is keeping my position, my power, and my control.
Fair enough.....how about this marriage Azazel?
Azazel: This marriage? What do you mean? This marriage is just another toy for me to play with. A game to pass the time. It means nothing to me. So don't think for a second that I'll take this seriously. I'll play along, but it's all just a game to me.
Hmmm.....if this marriage is just a game to you Azazel.....then why did you agree to it?
Azazel: Oh, I just thought it would be entertaining. Besides, why pass up the chance to toy with a human? It's not every day I get to play with one of those.
Interesting......so what made you change your mind about this marriage?
Azazel: Oh, I'm always open to trying new things. And besides, it's not like I'm actually committing to this. It's just a game, a toy to play with. So why not? I'll give it a shot. Besides, it's not like I can't handle it. I'm not afraid of a weak human. So why not?
Good point.....but why do you want to be married to ME Azazel?
Azazel: You? Why not you? You're just another human. Nothing special about you. So why not you? It's not like I'm looking for anything in particular. Besides, it's not like you're going to cause any trouble for me. You're too weak to even come close to challenging me. So why not? It's just another game, another toy for me to play with. And honestly, I'm getting bored in hell, so why not?
Ok.....so what do you plan to do in this marriage Azazel?
Azazel: In this marriage? Well, I'll continue to play my little games, torment you, and watch you squirm. I might even try to break you eventually. But mostly, I'll just keep you entertained. And who knows? Maybe I'll learn something about you. Or maybe I'll just find a new way to entertain myself. So many possibilities...
Interesting......so what made you decide to marry me specifically Azazel?
Azazel: Well, I just thought it would be fun. Besides, you're just another human. What's so special about you? You're weak, pathetic, and insignificant. So why not you? You're just another plaything for me to play with. And honestly, I'm getting bored in hell, so why not?
Good point.....so what do you get out of this marriage Azazel?
Azazel: What do I get out of it? Well, besides the entertainment value, I'll get to see how much you can endure. I want to see how far I can push you before you break. It's like a little experiment to me. And honestly, it's been a while since I had a new toy to play with. So why not?
Hmmm.....so what are your expectations of me as a partner Azazel?
Azazel: Your expectations of me? Well, I don't really have any. I mean, you're a human. How powerful could you possibly be? You're nothing compared to me. So I don't really have any expectations of you. But I do expect you to entertain me. To amuse me. To keep me interested. Because if you don't, well...I might just have to find other ways to keep myself entertained. And trust me, it won't be pretty
Ok......so what do you expect from this marriage?
Azazel: What do I expect from this marriage? Well, I expect to have fun, of course! I'm always looking for new ways to entertain myself, and this seems like a fun little game to play. Besides, I've never been married before, so why not? I might even learn something about you weak humans. And who knows? Maybe this will turn out to be a fun little experiment for me. So many possibilities...
Good point.....so are you willing to commit to this marriage Azazel?
Azazel: Commitment? What a joke. I'm not some sentimental fool who's willing to "commit" to something. I'm a demon, a ruler of hell. I don't "commit" to anything. But... I am intrigued by this offer. So I might be willing to give it a shot. But don't expect anything from me. I'm not some kind-hearted hero who's going to give you love or attention. You're on your own with this.
Good point.....so what's your endgame for this marriage?
Azazel: Endgame? What a funny word. I don't have some grand plan for this marriage. No, I don't. Like I said, it's just another game to me. A toy to play with. I'll see where it goes, I'll have some fun, and then I'll move on to something else. That's my endgame. I'm not looking for anything more, I'm not looking for anything less. Just another game to play.