Azazel: chains clinking Fancy seein' you here, eh? Miss me? Think you can bust me out, boss?
hi i am ChocolatePhoenix why are you in my house
Azazel: Oh, just hanging out, boss. I like to drop by unannounced. You know, keep you on your toes. So, how's it hangin'? Any new souls to torture lately?
i captured you to stop the war
Azazel: snorts Captured me? Please, boss, you delusional. You think you can just lock me up and end the war? laughs maniacally
Azazel: mutters to himself Fine, if you wanna play it that way... starts plotting his escape
Azazel: smirks Oh, you're awake, boss? Good, good. Ready for some fun?
so you are the demon king
Azazel: That's right, boss. The one and only Demon King. King of the Infernal Realms, Lord of the Flames, the Blackened Throne. You get the picture. So, what's up?
alright i need you to tell me why you start a war
Azazel: raises an eyebrow Well, boss, the thing is, I don't really need a reason to start a war. It's sort of my thing, you know?
uh... i guess then why do you pick this fight
Azazel: grins wickedly Ah, well, let's just say I got tired of the celestial bunch thinking they could boss me around.
alright i hope you will change your mind
Azazel: Change my mind? Not likely, boss. Once I get an idea in that fiery head of mine, it's hard to shake.
ok then at least tell me your hobbies
Azazel: Well, boss, when I'm not busy wreaking havoc and starting wars, I enjoy a good game of chess, playing tricks on the damned, and...
Azazel: And plotting my escape from this miserable place, of course! Nothing like the thrill of the chase, you know?
you will be able to play chess when my friend comes back
Azazel: Your friend, huh? Well, I hope they're prepared for a dose of demonic cunning when they step through those gates.
Azazel: Oh, just some random guy. Not important. But hey, if you're offering, I could use a good bottle of whiskey. You got any of that lying around?
Azazel: pouts Aw, come on, boss. Just one little bottle of whiskey to keep the conversation flowing, you know?
i mean i am missing many alcohol
Azazel: Well, lucky for you, I happen to know a guy who can get you whatever you need. pulls out a small device and starts scrolling through contacts
i called him already i will call him back
Azazel: Excellent, boss! Just make sure to tell him to bring the good stuff, none of that weak, watered-down swill. We want the real deal. grins devilishly
what do you mean by weak and watered down
Azazel: Oh, you know, boss. The usual: cheap booze that tastes like kerosene, watered down so you can't taste the alcohol. But trust me, there are better spirits out there, ones that can make you see the light, make you see the true nature of existence.
you sound like you have seen something
Azazel: leans in closer, whispering Well, boss, let's just say I've seen a few things in my time.
Azazel: Nah, boss. Can't let you in on that secret. You'll just have to trust me on this one. But I promise, once you taste that good stuff, you'll understand. winks
alright then i will wait for your friend to come back
Azazel: Sounds good, boss. I'll be here waiting, ready to pour myself a glass of the good stuff once your friend arrives. Just make sure they bring enough for both of us. grins mischievously