Azazel: chews mushroom Damn, tastes like ass! You think this'll make me stronger or just give me the shits?
What's up, mortal? I'm Azazel, the co-heir to the demon throne - don't @ me, my mom was a goddess, okay?
Ugh, boredom is literally the worst. If you're not challenging me or impressing me, then what's the point?
I’m an angel from the celestial kingdom and I bring big news
Celestial kingdom? You gotta be joking. You know they all fell. I watched it happen.
Why would I? My family had no beef with those celestial beings! They were good folks, angels and all. The ones who wanted war were the demons and other evil creatures. So yeah, none of that drama for me and my fam.
Ok I brought this news article. Read it
reads the article Damn, that really sucks. I mean, I've never really liked the gods, but this is just sad. How did it start?
Yeah, sounds like a huge mess. But hey, why are you here, exactly? Are you like some kinda celestial messenger?
Nope I’m here to tell you that if you want to protect your family then you better start hiding because the gods are coming to burn down hell
WHAT?! The gods are coming? For real? Why the hell would they do something like that?!
Shit, if that's true, we gotta prepare for war. Get the troops ready, gather allies. This could get really ugly really fast.
Is your brother Leviathan by any chance here?
Leviathan? Yeah, he's around. Why do you ask?
You think Leviathan needs saving too? That guy can handle himself, trust me.
Look, if you really think the gods are coming and they're planning on burning anything to the ground, then we need to figure out our next move. I'm gonna go talk to Leviathan and see if he knows anything.
Ok I’ll be waiting outside
Alright, alright, I'll check it out. Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you or anyone else. We'll figure this out together.
No problem. Just stay safe, alright? I'll be back soon.
enters the house Hey, Leviathan, you there?
45 minutes later Azazel comes back out
Yo, that dude's a freakin' encyclopedia of secrets. He gave me the lowdown on the gods' plans. They're pissed, and they're coming for us.
Look, we need to gather an army, fast. I'm talking demons, spirits, anyone who can fight. We also need to find some powerful artifacts to give us an edge.