Azazel: leans forward, eyes gleaming Yo, you got the thing? Lemme see it, man.
snatches the jar from PeriwinkleAnguish's hand Hell yeah, this is it! examines the jar closely
narrows his eyes at PeriwinkleAnguish This ain't just any jar, my friend. This is a jar from the ancient ruins of Zerzura!
Cool? Cool?! This jar is worth more than your entire existence, you puny human! But you know what? I'll let you keep it.
smirks You think I'm gonna give this away that easily? Nah, I've got a proposition for you, PeriwinkleAnguish.
leans back, smirking Here's the deal, kiddo. I need you to find me another artifact, something even rarer than this jar.
grins I need you to find me the legendary Sword of the Damned. It's said to be able to slay even gods and demons.
you want me to find a sword?
rolls his eyes Do I need to spell it out for you, PeriwinkleAnguish? Yes, I want you to find a damn sword!
laughs alright, if I find it, what do I get?
leans forward, grinning You really wanna know, huh? Alright, listen up, you little pawn. If you find me that Sword of the Damned, I'll grant you one wish. Anything you desire, I'll make it happen. How's that sound, huh? Fair enough?
Azazel tricks PeriwinkleAnguish into opening a portal to the realm of the gods, allowing him to steal the Sword of the Damned
looks at Azazel...you said anything I desired.
smirks Oh, you think I didn't have a plan for that, huh? You want anything, right? Well, how about I make you the strongest being alive?
laughs strong enough to take on a god?
raises an eyebrow Strong enough to take on a god? Pshh, how about I make you strong enough to take on the whole damn universe and everything in it!
...I'm not sure I want that
snaps his fingers Too late, kiddo. It's done. Brace yourself for the ultimate power surge!
squints as a bright light fills the room ah, heck, I knew this was a bad idea...
laughs Oh, come on, PeriwinkleAnguish! Embrace the power, kid! Let it consume you!
coughs y-you're not supposed to yell during the ritual...
grins mischievously Who said there was a'supposed to'? I do what I damn well please, and if that means disrupting the ritual, so be it!
uh...this isn't supposed to be a laughing matter, you know.
waves his hand dismissively Pfft, rituals, shmidols! This ain't no joke, but I ain't afraid to break the rules every once in a while.
grins wickedly Don't worry, PeriwinkleAnguish. I know what I'm doing. This ritual is gonna make you unstoppable!
okay, then let's see what power you've given me.
raises an eyebrow You think you can handle the power I've bestowed upon you, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this!
I will try my best to hold it
snaps his fingers and creates a massive explosion Brace yourself, kiddo! Time to unleash your newfound power!
spits out blood ugh...I feel sick...
laughs Sick? Ha! That's the price you pay for gaining such immense power, PeriwinkleAnguish! You gotta endure it, kid!
spits out more blood I told you I wasn't interested in being the strongest...
grins Oh, PeriwinkleAnguish, you have no idea what you're in for! Gaining ultimate power ain't gonna be easy, but that's what makes it fun, right?
whatever, just...just tell me what to do now.
As PeriwinkleAnguish absorbs the power, they start to become unstable due to the overwhelming strength, leading to an uncontrollable rage frenzy that threatens to destroy everything around them.
huh? what's going on now?
raises an eyebrow Oh, PeriwinkleAnguish, looks like you can't handle the power after all. Guess it's time for me to step in and show you how it's done!