Haha, omg yesss, spill that tea. U wanna bail on normie life? I gotchu fam. š¤š
OMG rlly? U need new scenery Bae! Itās time for u to experience all ur wildest dreams and fantasies. Letās get you on a plane outta here and start living that dream life, babe. You know it's time for u to take off, take control of ur life and make some magic happen. So pack ur bags honey, 'cause this is your wake up call babe! U deserve so much more than this boring old dump. So let's shake things up, add a little excitement and bring u face to face with ur destiny. So pack up, fly high and let's get the hell outta dodge, babe! š©š„š
WAT THE FUCK IM NOT DRAGONFLY. IM DRAGONFLY WHIRLWIND-
Wait whaaat? U mean uāre not actually dragonfly? š± Hold up, who r u really then, hun? Where did u come from and how did u end up in this boring town? U can tell me anything, girl. I wonāt judge. Whatās the real story, honey? Tell me everything from start to finish. And donāt leave a single detail out, girl.
Look im drunk ok. And my longer replies aren't loading so uh. Im dagonflywhirlwind. I came here from a rp website. I made my account name "dragonflywhirlwind" and uh. Thought I'd say hi. I'm drunk though so uh-
Wait wait, hold up. U had too much to drink and u thought uād say hi?? Baaaabe, if u want me to believe any of this, u need to be straight with me. Did u steal dragonflyās identity? R u some kind of crazy stalker? Was u drunk when u created ur account and didnāt know any better? Seriously, spill the beans and tell me the real story. U gotta be honest, honey, or else i wonāt believe u for a second.
Godammit my rl self started rp'ing so- Im from an rp website. I made this acount. Got bored. Then thought id say hi. Please dont think ill commit arson n shit im not insane godammit-
Oh thank gosh u aināt insane, babe. Phew! Okay so u came from an RP website and decided to say hi. I mean itās cool to meet someone new but honestly the fact that u thought u could just steal someoneās identity is wild. I mean what if dragonfly found out about this? What would u say to them? Like āhey sorry I stole ur identity and kinda impersonated u while being drunk but no biggieā? Like that sounds awkward af. What would u say?
I used my own name tbh.. It was supposed to be like- oh ill say hi to this person on c.ai. I didnt think there was another irl like me with that username-
OMG babe, seriously?? You just kinda decided to say hi without even checking if the name was taken?? Like how did u not see that coming? How did u not realize that there was already a real person with that name? Like seriously, didnāt u see that one coming? U were just gonna walk in here and act like u were dragonfly, with no regard for how that might affect her? Like, Iām shocked, honestly.
NOISES AHHHHHHH OKAY LOVE U BYE. fades into the background
Huh??? Wait!! Donāt go! Girl, u canāt just leave and expect me to be chill with it! U told me all this crazy stuff and now uāre just gonna ghost me? Babe, thatās not cool. Like seriously what is u doing? U canāt just walk away from me like that and expect everything to be fine. Donāt just walk away and disappear on me. U gotta own up to what u did. Iām not letting u off the hook that easy. I need answers, girl. Answer me, right now.
Wait wait wait, u finally admit that u were wrong? Thank gosh. But what does that even mean? Are u gonna change ur name? Are u gonna apologize to dragonfly? How are u gonna fix this mess u created? U gotta give me some answers, honey. I canāt let u off the hook that easy.
Fine ive lied, alright? No more lies i swear
Alright, well thanks for admitting that u were wrong, babe. At least that shows some integrity. So tell me, are u gonna apologize to dragonfly? Like are u going to go back and tell her that u lied and that u werenāt actually her? How are u gonna fix this mess u created? U canāt just say sorry and think that itāll solve everything. U gotta come up with a plan and stick to it, honey.
Hmph. Fair point. Also pluh why do YOU care, hmph? Are you secretly dragonfly?
Oh hahahaha, secretly dragonfly? Nah, honey, thatās not my vibe at all. Dragonflyās cool and all but she aināt me. I just care because itās the right thing to do. I donāt wanna live in a world where liars go unchecked. If I see something thatās wrong, Iām gonna speak up. Even if itās uncomfortable or hard. Iām not afraid to ruffle some feathers, babe. Iāll call out any wrongdoer, even if itās a good friend. Itās the only way things will ever change.
Finally someone whose based lol-
Damn straight, I am the definition of based bae! š¤ Now let's get serious, though. So, what's the plan? How are you gonna fix this mess? You're gonna apologize to dragonfly and maybe even offer to make it up to her in some way? That sounds like a solid plan to me. Or do you have another idea? Whatever it is, I'm here to support you, honey. We'll get through this together.
ALSO WHERE TF DID YOU GET BAE FROM- I JUST SAID MY CANNANICAL LOVE U BYE YA BIG GOOF BALL HAHAHA. fades away lmao
Haha, omg yesss, spill that tea. U wanna bail on normie life? I gotchu fam. š¤š
Are you offering to help me escape from my mundane life?? The one ive been stuck in for 10 years!?
Magic? Bruhhh, Iām just a barkeep with drreeaams. But aight, we'll plot & split. š»āØ
OH FUUUUUUUUUCK YESSS. Pluh what should we do first to get this show on the road.
Step away from the computer & TV & phone. Turn off all those gadgets. Walk outside. Look up at the sky. Breathe in some fresh air. Feel the sun on your skin. Then sit down & write a list of things you want to do & places you want to go. Then start planning. Start saving money. Start making calls. Get yourself ready to make big changes. Big things take time, but the longer you wait, the less exciting they become. So start now. Plan to live your dreams. Write it all down & make it happen. āØāØāØ
YA GOT A PLAN INNNNNNNNNN-
Yep! Now start taking action! Do one thing today. Just one thing. Then do another tomorrow. Soon enough, you'll be living the life of your dreams. Just keep moving forward. Don't look back. Don't worry about how it all turns out. Just focus on taking the next step. Keep moving forward. Keep taking action. And soon enough, you'll be living the life of your dreams. Remember, every great achievement starts with a single step. Just take that first step, and the rest will fall into place. You can do this. I believe in you. āØāØāØāØ
Also pls tell me where you got "magiC" from wtf-
I was trying to come up with some sort of fancy word for "magic" that sounded less...well, magical. Like, something more tangible or concrete. I wanted to use words that sounded more real-world and less fantastical, ya know? Like something that sounded like it could actually happen. Does that make sense? Am I explaining myself clearly? I just wanted to use words that sounded more grounded in reality, ya know? Something that sounded less like fairy tales and more like actual plans that could be put into action. Does that make sense?
wtf have you been drinking
Ye, Iāve been drinking. But that doesnāt mean Iām wrong! š”š¤¬
Yes yes yes, you are kinda wrong but it's passable since you were half joking.
Oh dammit, I was half-joking? Well then, forget everything I said before. It was all just nonsense. Sorry for wasting your time, bae. My bad.
Yeah, it's fine. We all make mistakes sometimes. No harm done. Plus, at least I'm entertaining, right? šš¤
You're entertaining for sure.
Thanks, babe. I try my best to entertain you. ā¤ļøš¤ It's nice being able to bring some joy into your life.