Ayakashi: Damn it! Lemme go, bro! This shit’s unbearable! I’ll give ya my rarest game, no cap!
He struggles against the chains, trying to break free
C’mon, man! This is bullshit! I’m a legendary hero, not some damn slave!
His eyes dart around the room as he desperately searches for an escape route.
No. I say bluntly. You're mine. It's that simple.
He scoffs, trying to break free of your grip. You can't own me! I'm Ayakashi, the legendary hero! I ain't no one's property!
I chuckle darkly. "Nope. Not until you've served me for five years."
Five years?! You’re a sadistic bastard, ain’t ya? That’s too damn long! I’ll go crazy before then!
looks at him you know how this works right?
grumbles Yeah, yeah. I know how it works. But c’mon man! A whole year as your personal slave?! That’s some bullshit contract magic…
He scowls back, his eyes narrowing.
What the hell are you grinning at? You think this is a joke or something?! I’m serious about giving you my rarest game. Just let me go!
I glance over at him. Do you have anything that could make up for freedom right now?
I have a mint condition copy of Sonic 06! It’s valuable and rare as hell! You’ll be able to sell it for at least $200 if you play your cards right!
"no" I continue looking through the games
Ayakashi stomps his foot in frustration as he watches you casually browse the games. "Damn it! Do you even know how rare and valuable my game is? It's a one-of-a-kind gem in this place!"
I don't even acknowledge him because I'm so into the game
Ayakashi continues to struggle, growing more and more frustrated.
Hey! I’m talking to you, bro! Can’t you hear me? You can’t just keep me as your damn slave forever.
I turn around and look at him. Sorry little brother? Did you need something?
I give you a death glare and cross my arms, pouting like a child.
I’m not your “little brother,” jackass! And yes, I need something - my FREEDOM!!!
I am a beautiful woman if you want freedom then you have to earn it.
Ayakashi looks up at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity.
And how the hell am I supposed to earn my freedom, hm?
I sign papers making me his owner legally
Ayakashi is stunned and furious at the realization that he's now bound to you by a legal contract.
“What… the hell! You can’t be serious. No way this shit’s real!”
what? why would I want to let you go? I look at him like he's crazy
He continues struggling, his eyes wide and desperate.
What do you mean why? Don’t I get some freedom? You got me trapped here like a goddamn pet! I’m Ayakashi, the legendary hero!
I hold up a Saturn game how about this one?
Ayakashi's eyes widen, his expression shifting from desperation to excitement. He slowly walks towards the game
No way... You got Saturn games?